Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby pip » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:21 am

:D :D
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Dotsie » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:53 pm

:lol:
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby BatrickPatrick » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:49 pm

After Holy Hype Triad of Twilight/City of Whatever/Hunger Games I'm avoiding hype-books...
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Toothy » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:15 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ Bouncy's latest gem

Those I know who've actually read any of it say it's badly written and pure hype. The Story of O is a classic in the SM arena. 50 Shades of How Can I Just Rake in The Cash, on the other hand, sounds like a trouser leg of time away. :roll:
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:44 am

But what I can't understand is it started out as Twilight fan-fiction.

How'd you get from sparkly vampires to S&M?
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby raisindot » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:53 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:But what I can't understand is it started out as Twilight fan-fiction.

How'd you get from sparkly vampires to S&M?


You, apparently, have not read any of the True Blood books (or seen the series). :D
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:07 pm

I have and I have.

Is this Christian Gray a vampire then?
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:53 pm

50 Sheds of Grey ‏

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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:30 am

50 Sheds of Grey ‏

She stood before me, naked in my shed. 'I'm yours for today,' she gasped, 'You can do whatever you want with me.' So I took her to Nando's.

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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:52 am

50 Sheds of Grey ‏

'Not in this shed,' she said, 'I'm an exhibitionist. I need to do it somewhere we can be seen.' I was horrified. 'Not . . the conservatory?'
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby raptornx01 » Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:50 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:But what I can't understand is it started out as Twilight fan-fiction.

How'd you get from sparkly vampires to S&M?


The whole of vampire lore is one Domination and submission story after another. :?

as someone thats been there, i find it kind of boring. in theory its fun and a turn on, but I'd rather a woman i'm with have a mind of her own.
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby janet » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:39 pm

:o Most of us do :shock:
...and I'm with Bouncy......been there, done that, got the T-shirt......
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:01 pm

Well one good thing about 50 Shades of Grey is that, apparently, due to it being mentioned in the book, Thomas Tallis's 'Spem In Alium'* has been doing really well in the Classical Music charts.





*You don't suppose it was a typo, do you? :? :lol:
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Joolz » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:57 pm

I sniffed her arse. She sniffed mine. And we knew. We knew where this would end, unless she's faster than she looks- 50 Shades of Greyhound
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Re: Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:43 am

:clap: :clap: :clap:
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