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Re: men only

Postby raptornx01 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:35 pm

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Re: men only

Postby MongoGutman » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:32 am

kid: "these my bitches, yo"
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Re: men only

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:43 am

He does look pretty pleased with himself, doesn't he? :D
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Re: men only

Postby michelanCello » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:54 am

Don't know if it has been posted yet, but I got this link from a friend of mine :P
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Re: men only

Postby Del » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: mC
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Re: men only

Postby Penfold » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: I want one!
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Re: men only

Postby Del » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:02 am

The Women's Rules

1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all time.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
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Re: men only

Postby raisindot » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:46 pm

michelanCello wrote:Don't know if it has been posted yet, but I got this link from a friend of mine :P


The only thing that's not plausible about that device is the "Femlogic Processing Chip." :D
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Re: men only

Postby Del » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:52 pm

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Re: men only

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:31 pm

raisindot wrote:
michelanCello wrote:Don't know if it has been posted yet, but I got this link from a friend of mine :P


The only thing that's not plausible about that device is the "Femlogic Processing Chip." :D

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Re: men only

Postby wicked woman » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:35 pm

It's also not plausable that the male chip is switched ON. :lol:
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Re: men only

Postby MongoGutman » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:32 pm

just wondering what part of "men only" don't these girls understand?
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Re: men only

Postby chris.ph » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:20 pm

typical women ;)
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Re: men only

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:02 pm

Yeah, we're gonna eat your yorkies too :P
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Re: men only

Postby MongoGutman » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:02 pm

Please, Dotsie: this is a family board...
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