Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby jaeger » Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:49 pm

del wrote:thut up you!

Thith thread hurtth my brain!

EDIT! Oh and jutht to be perdantic..... after yearth of taking the child to thpeech therapy (and not for a lithp).... motht people who lithp would altho have problemth with "R" and uthually with "F".....

so that thould be..... Thith thwead hurtsh my bwain.

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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby Toothy » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:19 pm

deldaisy wrote: EDIT! Oh and jutht to be perdantic..... after yearth of taking the child to thpeech therapy (and not for a lithp).... motht people who lithp would altho have problemth with "R" and uthually with "F"...


But thith ith Igor-thpeak on Dithcworld and followth the thtyle of Mr Pratthett'th Igorth. The 'lithp' only happenth when Igorth are being tradithional and the thread ith bathed on the tradithional. I joined the H.THEE board thankth to thith thread. I wath wandering about the interwebth when I thaw one of the earlietht pothtth and realithed thethe were my kind of people with a fun thenthe of humour. And I wath hooked!

It'th not everybody'th cup of thcumble, but the board thankfully offerth lotth of other threadth for thothe who don't enjoy thith thort of thing. Like Igorth, we're all different and that'th what maketh life tho interethting. :)
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby deldaisy » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:25 pm

So true Toothy. AND in fact........ :twisted: Igors CAN speak normally and use an occassional S should they so choose to do so....... :twisted: So in fact if I do thlip up occaththionally (ath indeed I did previouthly) it ith NOT thuch a bad thing :lol:
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby jaeger » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:36 pm

I'll thut up then
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Anyone got a beer for thethe flameth ?
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby deldaisy » Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:33 pm

:lol: :lol:

Nah i am just really bad at doing this stuff right.... hence why I NEVER play drinking games. :lol:
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Postby PunningArtificer » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:04 am

Toothy wrote:Time for another thong. That's thong not thong, of courthe. Here goeth... (thung to the tune of 'Thhe' as thung by Charleth Ath-No-Voithe)


Hee hee. I love the original Toothy but your verthion ith muthh better. :mrgreen: *

In true Igor fathion I revive one of my per-odieth, ath I call them, from the old board. One line hath been updated for ethoteric reathonth. Ok, 1, 2, 3, many!


When I wath jutht a little Igor
I athked my mathter, what will I be
Will I be crooked, with a big hunch?
Thith ith what he thaid to me...

Que Thera Thera
Whatever will be, will be
The future'th not ourth to thee,
Que Thera Thera.
Yeth mathter, I replied.

When I wath young, I fell in love
I athked my Igorina, with my left head,
Will we have elbowth, day after day?
Here'th what my thweetheart thaid...

Que Thera Thera
Whatever will be, will be
The future'th not ourth to thee
Que Thera Thera
What will be, will be.

Now I have Igorth of my own
They athk their old Igor, what will I be
Will I have more handth, and many thtitcheth?
I tell them tenderly...

Que Thera Thera
Lithten to me, you thee,
The future'th yourth to thew
Que Thera Thera
What you'll do, you'll be.

:) ;) :geek:


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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby Toothy » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:52 am

(((((Per))))) and ((((Perth))))) - Yay! You made it to thith thread. Woohoo! Tho good to thee you. Make thure you don't let RL get in the way of you coming back often. :D

Great thong ath always, Per7e! :clap: Mine WATH the original - I copied and pathted it from the old board tho I could pretherve it before the old board is lotht to uth forever. *thob* :(

...and I think I thpotted you on the Third Perthon thread, too, tho I'm off to have a look. Poodle tip! :icon-mrgreen:
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby PunningArtificer » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:08 pm

(((((((Toothy))))))) I know it'th your creation, I wath referring to the Roundworld original by Charleth Aurevoir. :D

Ithn't it too quiet in thith thread? Per-hapth muthic with thome more rockth in will attract more per-thonth? Here'th one I prepared earlier, per-formed by The Rolling Cobblethoneth with Mic J-igor on lead vocalth. :lol:


I thee an Igor and I want to thtraight hith back
No humpth anymore I want them to go away
I thee Igorinath go by dreththed in their ragged clotheth
Trying to find a pair of feet that fit their thoeth.

I have a line of thcarth and they're all made by me
With thtitcheth that goeth from my front to my back
I thee owlth turn their headth twohundred-theventy degreeth
Like to implement that on mythelf one of thethe dayth.

I look inthide mythelf and thee my heart and liver
I thee my brother'th kidney and he wantth it back
Maybe then I'll take thome time off to work on my fathe
It'th not eathy fathin' down when your nothe ith badly attached.

No more will my pink eye go turn a dee-per blue
Trade an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
It'th a good deal, there'th no reathon to thue
A real bargain and I'm cutting me own throat. :P

I thee thome grey hair and I want it dyed black
No curlth anymore I want my hair comed back
I thee Igorinath try on their new pony tailth
I have to thtop thinging now, my voithe failth.

Hum, hum, hum,...


Over and fading out. :) ;) :geek:
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby TwoShotTino » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:47 pm

Toothy wrote: Like Igorth, we're all different and that'th what maketh life tho interethting. :)


Are Igorth achually tho different? After all motht of uth thare the thame partth

On a thlightly different note - I loveth thith thread. THO glad that it wath trathferred over with the new boardieth :D
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby Toothy » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:01 pm

Thankth, Tino. It wath a favourite over there, too. :)

I thuppothe I meant that Igorth differ with regard to their thcarth. It'th the only way to tell who'th who. Then, of courthe, there are the tradithionlithtth (here, have a towel!) and the 'modernithtth' where we altho differ. Otherwithe, we're pretty mutth of a mutthnethth. :D
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby Toothy » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:15 am

Got withdrawal thymptomth triggered by Tony'th potht of the lightning pic, tho felt the need to revive thith thread. :D

My mind went back to thomething I wrote a few yearth ago and I jutht wanted to thhare it with you:

If Igor had been a role in "Juliuth Thaethar" inthtead of Mark Anthony:

"Friendth, Romanth, countrymen, lend me your earth;
(I need them for thome clientth);
I come to bury Thaethar (after I have removed eththenthial thupplieth), not to praithe him.
The evil that men do liveth after them (if I do my job properly);
The good ith oft interred with their boneth (unlethth I get there firtht);
Tho let it (not) be with Thaethar."
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:22 am

Thufferin' thuccotath! I'd forgotten all about thith thread! :lol:

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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby BatrickPatrick » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:20 pm

I alwaysh loved a bit of Sh-sean Connery
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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:14 pm

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Re: Letth Lithp Again... Return of the Igor Thpeaking Thread

Postby Will of Lancre » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:55 pm

I'm thorry, Thjoerd, Thean Connery doethn't lithp, he lishpsh. Completely different thpeech impediment. :P :D
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