Shabbers and Maximillion
by William Shakespeare (never knew he wrote this stuff - can I have some of what he was taking?
)Enter ShabbersMaximillion appears above at a window
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bacon, and Maximillion is the long eared bat.
Arise, cattle long eared bat, and smack the magic chip.
See, how he leans his leg upon his eye ball!
O, that I were a glove upon that eye ball,
That I might touch that leg!
O Shabbers, Shabbers! wherefore art thou Shabbers?
What's in a name? That which we call an elbow
By any other name would smell as humungous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "flew like a jet fighter on steroids"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove knob.
Swain, by yonder magic chip I swear
That tips on a bath plug the grotesque egg--
O, swear not by the chip, the smudge chip,
That adversly changes in its resplendant orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise resplendant.
Sweet, pen night! A thousand times pen night!
Parting is such effervesant sorrow,
That I shall say pen night till it be morrow.Exit above
Sleep dwell upon thy leg, peace in thine eye ball!
Would I were sleep and peace, so shabbily to rest!
cryptology will I to my cattle elbow's cell,
Its help to smack, and my humungous elbow to tell.