OK, here we go
Real First Name: Henry
Location: Waldbillig, Luxembourg
Birthday: 18 April
Occupation/Former occupation(s): Translator
Hobbies: Reading, singing, playing clarinet in the village band and organ for the village choir, generally getting involved in village life, gardening.
Things you love: Listening to music, walking in the country.
Pet Peeves: Awkward relatives, bossy bosses
Me and the Patrician in Florence (I am the one in the hat
Discworld and Pterry favourites list
Book: Going Postal, Thud, Lords and Ladies
Favourite passage: All of them.
Character: The Librarian
Song: The Hedgehog Song, of course...
Quote from a book: They took up lodgings next door to some respectable receivers of stolen goods, because good fences make good neighbours (Equal Rites, quoted from memory).
Place in the books: Lancre
Your personal favourites
Colour: green of various tree shades in spring
Food: prawns with lots of garlic
Beverage: Red wine (but not with the prawns)
Flower: Wood anemone (spring), Delphinium (summer)
Book: The Lord of the Rings (Tolkien); The Code of the Woosters, Right Ho, Jeeves! Blandings Castle, Leave it to Psmith and many others (P.G. Wodehouse)
TV Show: QI; Pointless; Time Team or anything with Prof Alice Roberts.
CD: Anything by J.S. Bach
Singer/Band: (Classical) The Sixteen, Les Art Florissants; (Folk/Rock) Fairport Convention
Song: (Classical) Lascia ch’io pianga by Handel; (Folk) Matty Groves
Fast Food Restaurant: Pizza Express
Board Game: Scrabble
Musical Instrument: (to play) clarinet, organ; (to listen to) cello, horn
Things to do at the Weekend: Sleep in, work in garden, sit in garden, play music
Vacation Location: Most of Europe; would like to visit Iceland.
Word or Phrase: Confusticate and bebother!.
Favourite quote: Here lies Reginald Iolanthe Perrin. He didn’t know the names of the flowers and the trees, but he knew the rhubarb crumble figures for Schleswig-Holstein.
Your Profile/Adopted Character Info
Name and nickname: Will of Lancre
Joined the forum on: When HC shut down
Favorite posting place on the Forum: The Third Person Thread
Why did you choose that name/character?: I am Will Whitfoot on various LOTR forums, and I thought that Lancre was the nearest DW equivalent to the Shire.
What made you register on this forum?: HC shut down
Tell us your ‘what if’s’
If you could be anyone/thing in one of the novels who/what would you be?: A small god.
If you lived in Ankh-Morpork which trade/guild would you want to join?: Beggars’ Guild
If you could go on a date with a character who would it be?: Susan Sto Helit
If you were deputising for Death, whose soul would you most like to take – and why? : Nobby Nobbs, to see if he had one or if he had just nicked someone else’s.