File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Penfold » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:41 am

She reminds me of those talentless entrants for 'X Factor' who think they can sing but act like divas when told they can't. :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:50 am

pip wrote:She seems to forget the Ancient truth that if you have to tell people about it it ain't true :D
I know how great i am and therefore don't need to advertise :lol:



Indeed. Your modesty knows no bounds!!
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby raptornx01 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:00 pm

"Take pride in my appearance"

Translation: Shallow *****
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:22 pm

Zackerly.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:21 pm

Yes that does happen to some pretty girls but I think the real reason women don't like her is probably 'cause she won't shut up about how pretty she is and how everyone is jealous of her.:|
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Broccolee » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:39 pm

Probably people would think she´s nice looking if she wouldn´t make such a fuss about herself.Funny how we can trip ourselves up,huh?
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Dotsie » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:50 pm

Well, if she doesn't want any friends, she's going about it the right way. I have a friend who would talk about her looks a lot, fishing for compliments that weren't forthcoming (well I don't hang around with people just to build up their egos), but it turned out she was just insecure. Maybe this woman's worried about looking like a dog.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby spideyGirl » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:07 pm

:animals-dogrun: :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Dotsie » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:59 pm

If I was her, I'd actually be more concerned about that camel toe. Tight white jeans, nooo!
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Quatermass » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:57 pm

Moving onto another news topic that will leave you speechless:

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2012/04/04/Girls_uploade_risque_video_to_YouTube_736401.html

:?

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby spideyGirl » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:29 am

Agreed :roll:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:20 am

A 14 year old boy in the UK has just been given the youth equivalent of a Caution by Police, for posting a porno to Facebook - him and a fourteen year old girl having (consensual, apparently) sex.

WHAT THE FRACK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Quatermass » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:40 am

A more astute question would be to ask, what isn't?
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:42 am

Indeed.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:34 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:A 14 year old boy in the UK has just been given the youth equivalent of a Caution by Police, for posting a porno to Facebook - him and a fourteen year old girl having (consensual, apparently) sex.

WHAT THE FRACK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

What's the problem? That he posted a porno or that even though it was consensual he was punished for it? Probably both.
But while what he did is just normal stupidity the police action is real, bureaucratic stupidity at its best.
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