Personal stats
Real First Name: Bonnie Johnson
Age: 51
Gender: Female.
Location: Napa, CA, USA
Birthday: May 28th
Occupation/Former occupation(s): Dental Scheduler/Financial Coordinator
Hobbies: Reading, Crochet, Beading, Hiking, Traveling, Crossword and Jigsaw Puzzles
Things you love: The smells of the forest, a good thunderstorm, shopping, fresh baked bread, a warm sunny beach.
Pet Peeves: rude behavior, patronizing people, waiting on those who are habitually late

Me in Kauai, HI
Discworld and Pterry favourites list (you can have more than 1 if you want!)
Book: The Hogfather
Favourite passage: All of them.
Character: Granny Weatherwax
Song: All of Nanny Ogg's songs.
Pterry Quote: The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Quote from a book: The Hogfather: Hello inner child, meet the inner babysitter.
Place in the books: Unseen University's Library
Your personal favourites (you can have more than 1 if you want!)
Colour: blue, no green, no blue, no green...arrrrrgh! ok, maybe aqua
Food: pizza!
Beverage: coffee
Flower: Iris
Season: Summer
Book: The Hogfather
Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl
Actor or Actress: Sean Connery, Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler, Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman
TV Show: The Big Bang Theory.
DVD or Video (Blue Ray – whatever): Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl
CD: Dangerously Close (Darren Motamedy)
Singer/Band: too many to list
Song: Blue Skies
Fast Food Restaurant: Round Table Pizza
Board Game: Rummikub
Computer Game: Spider Solitaire
Musical Instrument: piano, percussion instruments
Cologne or Perfume: White Diamonds, Passion or Black Pearl by Elizabeth Taylor
Things to do at the Weekend: Sleep in, go shopping, visit with friends
Vacation Location: The Hawaiian islands,Costa Rica, Europe, would like to visit the UK, New Zealand and Australia
Word or Phrase: Aw crap!
Sport/athlete: I love watching basketball! Michael Jordan for my fav athlete.
Favorite quote: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
Additional comments: Pirate!
Your Profile/Adopted Character Info
Name and nickname: Jaznbonnie
Joined the forum on: When HC shut down
Favorite posting place on the Forum: The Third Person Thread
Why did you choose that name/character?: I love jazz music.
What made you register on this forum?: HC shut down
Tell us your ‘what if’s’
If you could be anyone/thing in one of the novels who/what would you be?: A witch.
If you lived in Ankh-Morpork which trade/guild would you want to join?: Thieves Guild
If you could go on a date with a character who would it be?: Moist Von Lipwig
If you were deputising for Death, whose soul would you most like to take – and why? Rincewind - to see if I could.
Anything else you'd like to share with us? Wot?! Pirates don't share!??!!

Be careful what you wish for as you just might get it.