Real First Name: Agnes McClelland
Location: Hamilton, Scotland.
Birthday: 4th October.
Occupation/Former occupation(s): Medically retired, beauty therapist, among other things!
Hobbies: Martial Arts, not to be mixed up with Marital Arts
Things you love: The smells of the forest, a good thunderstorm, cats, and star gazing.
Pet Peeves: Ignorant cruelty, bad manners, celery and FEET
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Discworld and Pterry favourites list (you can have more than 1 if you want!)
Book: Witches Abroad, I accidently picked this as a last minute Xmas presont for my 5 year old nephew, I just looked at the cover and thought it was a kids book. I was about to wrap it and discovered it was really for me, so since then I have been a Discword fan. (about 15 years)
Favourite passage: I don't know, my neice has borrowed all my Discworld books, so I can't check.
Character: The Patrician, Igor and Nanny Ogg.
Song: Any one of Nanny Oggs mucky ones.
Quote from a book: Thief of Time. 'Rule one, do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men, rule nineteen states, remember never to forget rule one.'
Place in the books: The Drum, (mended, or Broken, I don't care)
Your personal favourites (you can have more than 1 if you want!)
Food: Pretty much all of it, but not celery!
Beverage: Tea, Irn Bru and Tia Maria.
Flower: Bluebell, Jasmine.
Season: Winter and Spring. I don't like it hot.
Book: The Hills is Lonley, by Lillian Beckwith.
Movie: Fearless. Last Samuri. Toombstone.
Actor or Actress: Johnny Depp, Jet Li and Peirce Brosnan.
TV Show: Usually documentaries, for fun Family Guy and The Big Bang Theory.
DVD or Video (Blue Ray – whatever): I haven't got any Blue Ray, so DVDs.
CD: Amused to Death, by Roger Waters, and many more.
Singer/Band: Annie Lennox, Bjork.
Song: Amused to death.
Fast Food Restaurant: I don't eat in them.
Board Game: Scrabble.
Computer Game: Sudoko and Tetris.
Musical Instrument: Penny whistle and recorder.
Cologne or Perfume: Chanel No 5. Jean Paul Gaultier Classic.
Things to do at the Weekend: If I go out on a Friday night I behave myself on Saturday so I am able to go to karate on Sunday, otherwise I will end up getting battered
Vacation Location: Austria and Germany, and Iwould like to visit Denmark and Norway.
Word or Phrase: Och whut noo!
Sport/athlete: Karate and Kickboxing.
Favorite quote: Alan Bennett received a christmas card from Victor Lewis Smith Which said, 'Jesus loves everyone, except you, you c**t.' Well it made me laugh...
Additional comments: I am a little bit nuts !!
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