It's like when I bought a Calor Gas cooker in a camping shop back in the 70s and the guy there tried to put it in while smoking a cigarette. Silly bugger didn't have a clue. You were supposed to unscrew the burner, drop the canister in and then, slowly screw the burner back in. He had gas pouring out everywhere and I still don't understand why he didn't go up in flames.
"Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to."
I remember reading about that on TV Tropes. Yeesh.
Bouncy, you know how you said about moronisity? Well, I believe the term that you're looking for is actually what doctors call 'faecal encephalopathy'.
"What have you been doing since you stole that antique TARDIS of yours, since you first landed on Skaro? Shouting 'Look at me!!! I'm not fighting a war!', while you battle the Daleks all the way through space and time."