I remember reading about that on TV Tropes. Yeesh.
Bouncy, you know how you said about moronisity? Well, I believe the term that you're looking for is actually what doctors call 'faecal encephalopathy'.
The Doctor: There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap... Me.
-Doctor Who: The Time of Angels