File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:51 pm

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby pip » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:55 pm

Didn't you post the same story already but from a different source in the How do you feel thread . I'm all confused :D
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:08 pm

Possibly. I just can't believe the moronisity (!) of some people.
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby pip » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:10 pm

Pretty much. You can't smoke in a petrol station but you can pore petrol beside a gas oven thats on :roll:
Time for a darwin intervention :D
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:23 pm

The woman concerned was probably a good Daily Mail reader following her government's advice about storing petrol in case of a shortage. :roll:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Penfold » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:26 pm

pip wrote:Pretty much. You can't smoke in a petrol station but you can pore petrol beside a gas oven thats on :roll:
Time for a darwin intervention :D

When in South Africa, the petrol pump attendant who was filling the car often had a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth. :o I neatly messed myself the first time I experienced it. :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:30 pm

:lol: It's like when I bought a Calor Gas cooker in a camping shop back in the 70s and the guy there tried to put it in while smoking a cigarette. Silly bugger didn't have a clue. You were supposed to unscrew the burner, drop the canister in and then, slowly screw the burner back in. He had gas pouring out everywhere and I still don't understand why he didn't go up in flames. :roll:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby chris.ph » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:31 pm

fags burn at about 800 and gas ignites at about 1200, ive gone thru a few gas mains in my time
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby MongoGutman » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:56 pm

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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby meerkat » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:32 pm

I wonder why :?: :?: :?: :lol:
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby Quatermass » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:53 pm

I remember reading about that on TV Tropes. Yeesh. :?

Bouncy, you know how you said about moronisity? Well, I believe the term that you're looking for is actually what doctors call 'faecal encephalopathy'. ;)
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Re: File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

Postby ChristianBecker » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:36 am

MongoGutman wrote:Image

You might find this funny. It is, too.
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