Favourite one liners

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:44 am

Groucho had some great classic lines. :clap:

Some more...

'You stuck your finger in my bullithole." :lol:

From Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid(11.30).

From the same movie:

"I pity the devil the day you boys start arriving in bunches." :mrgreen:

From little Shop of Horrors :
"I think i need a rootcanal,i'm sure i need a long,slow rootcanal."
("I have a history of dental problems".
"Shut up!"
"Yes,doctor." :lol: )
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Penfold » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:56 pm

I can't remember if these ones have been done.



Which lead me to find this longer compilation of brilliant lines from the "Airplane" and "Naked Gun" films. (I must go and dig out my "Police Squad" DVD now!) :lol:

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:23 pm

From: Carry On Up the Khyber

Lady Rough-Diamond: Who's the turban ob on the throne?
Sir Sidney: You mean the Khazi.

Lady Rough-Diamond: "The wind seems a little strong tonight"
Sir Sidney: "Whose?"

At a superbly played piece of Polo...

Lady Rough-Diamond: Oh I say! 'e did not arf crack that one did 'e not?

Priceless! :clap:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:07 am

MongoGutman wrote: another of those movies that practically every line could be quoted.

Very true that,i even forgot one of the better ones...:
'Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the blues brothers has been approved." :lol:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby spideyGirl » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:55 am

Loved those Airplane movies :D :D
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:49 am

Have you watched Police Squad, Spidey? Hysterical!
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Penfold » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:04 am

Personally, I preferred the 'Police Squad' series to the 'Naked Gun' movies but, like 'Fawlty Towers', I find it hard to believe that they made so few. 'Sledge Hammer' was another good one with "Trust me, I'm a professional". :D
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Willem » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:19 am

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Penfold » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:23 am

Sorry, you're quite right Willem; I got myself a bit mixed up with the quote. "Trust me, I'm a professional" is what I say after I've made a cock-up at work (in my defence, I've only had one cup of coffee this morning and I'm not quite awake yet). :lol:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Willem » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:47 am

I'm a wizard. We know about these things :)
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:30 pm

From: A Town Called Eureka.

You really have to see it, but I can't for the life of me find anything on YouTube.

[ Deputy Jo Lupo runs out of the Sherrif's office bathroom shouting ]

Jo: It's gonna blow!

[ The toilet explodes, flying across the room ]

Sherrif Carter: What did you eat?
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby spideyGirl » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:12 pm

:lol: Great lines Bouncy :D

Yeh I did watch Police Squad as well Meers, and I agree with you Penners much preferred that to the films :D
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby MongoGutman » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:28 pm

Grandma - You dress like a drag queen when the fleet's in.
Red - And you dress like Norman Bates when Norman Bates dresses like his mother.

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:18 pm

Another Groucho killer line!

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:43 pm

*no spoilers!*

From A Masterly Murder by Susanna Gregory:

The unpopular master of Cambridge College (1353) has been found dead. The Michaelhouse College Poctor, Brother Michael, has sent for the Physician Matthew Bartholomew. The messenger, Cynric says to Matthew...

"Runham...he was found dead in his room this morning. Michael says if it was not murder, it should have been!"

I just see Brother Michaels view point.

Good book too ;) :D
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