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Postby poohcarrot » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:36 pm

#35 & 36 posted! :dance:
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby poohcarrot » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:09 pm

WARNING!
OWING TO THE EXPLICIT NATURE OF DRABBLE #37 - "WHY WHY WHY DELILAH?", THE POOHCARROT BOARD OF CENSORS HAVE CLASSIFIED IT AN "18"
IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY MINERS! or bricklayers, or accountants. :dance:
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby pip » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:14 pm

I'm suitably disturbed and I've never been down a hole looking for rocks and the like . :shock:
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby poohcarrot » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:27 pm

...so is your cat! :dance:
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby pip » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:28 pm

And it takes a lot to shock him :lol:
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby poohcarrot » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:30 pm

No, it doesn't!

Watch! :ugeek:

"Fluffy bunny-rabbits!"
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Postby pip » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:42 pm

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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby poohcarrot » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:45 pm

See? :dance:
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:47 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
Jan Van Quirm wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:Just posted #32 & 33

Isn't that 33 & 34? :whistle:

:o :o You evil, puppet-master mastermind, you :twisted: ! This whole getting me to post numbers plan was designed to catch me out. :twisted:

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#37 - Bang-ing! :lol:
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby meerkat » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:31 pm

Anyone got a fan? I 've come over all hot. I'll never be able to listen to Tom Jones again!
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby poohcarrot » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:16 pm

#38 & 39 posted. :dance:
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:01 am

40, 41 & 42 posted. :dance:
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- ABANDONED!!

Postby CrysaniaMajere » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:22 am

poohcarrot wrote:I think my fave was on page 72 (surprisingly common ommision - or something like that). Sheer brilliance!

didn't understand it :roll:
I also liked the Spock one

not so much
the turning 5 and going to school one

My absolute favorite :D I love that one :D
Thanks Pooh :P
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- ABANDONED!!

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:02 am

CrysaniaMajere wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:I think my fave was on page 72 (surprisingly common ommision - or something like that). Sheer brilliance!

didn't understand it :roll:


I didn't understand it at first either. :?
Look at the encyclopedia volume numbers and the last word in III and the first word in IV. What's missing?
Then look at the title. Then read the story again and what's missing? 8-)

The letter "e."

So in the parallel world there are no "e-s"

Hence the title and the whole story is written without an "e." 8-)
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Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:17 pm

43 posted :dance:
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