Favourite one liners

[Mycroft Vimes]

Groucho had some great classic lines.

Some more...

'You stuck your finger in my bullithole."

From Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid(11.30).

From the same movie:

"I pity the devil the day you boys start arriving in bunches."

From little Shop of Horrors :
"I think i need a rootcanal,i'm sure i need a long,slow rootcanal."
("I have a history of dental problems".
"Shut up!"
"Yes,doctor." )

[Penfold]

I can't remember if these ones have been done.



Which lead me to find this longer compilation of brilliant lines from the "Airplane" and "Naked Gun" films. (I must go and dig out my "Police Squad" DVD now!)

[meerkat]

From: Carry On Up the Khyber

Lady Rough-Diamond: Who's the turban ob on the throne?
Sir Sidney: You mean the Khazi.

Lady Rough-Diamond: "The wind seems a little strong tonight"
Sir Sidney: "Whose?"

At a superbly played piece of Polo...

Lady Rough-Diamond: Oh I say! 'e did not arf crack that one did 'e not?

Priceless!

[Mycroft Vimes]

another of those movies that practically every line could be quoted.

Very true that,i even forgot one of the better ones...:
'Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the blues brothers has been approved."

[spideyGirl]

Loved those Airplane movies

[meerkat]

Have you watched Police Squad, Spidey? Hysterical!

[Penfold]

Personally, I preferred the 'Police Squad' series to the 'Naked Gun' movies but, like 'Fawlty Towers', I find it hard to believe that they made so few. 'Sledge Hammer' was another good one with "Trust me, I'm a professional".

[Willem]

Trust me, I know what I'm doing!

[Penfold]

Sorry, you're quite right Willem; I got myself a bit mixed up with the quote. "Trust me, I'm a professional" is what I say after I've made a cock-up at work (in my defence, I've only had one cup of coffee this morning and I'm not quite awake yet).

[Willem]

I'm a wizard. We know about these things

[Bouncy Castle]

From: A Town Called Eureka.

You really have to see it, but I can't for the life of me find anything on YouTube.

[ Deputy Jo Lupo runs out of the Sherrif's office bathroom shouting ]

Jo: It's gonna blow!

[ The toilet explodes, flying across the room ]

Sherrif Carter: What did you eat?

[spideyGirl]

Great lines Bouncy

Yeh I did watch Police Squad as well Meers, and I agree with you Penners much preferred that to the films

[MongoGutman]

Grandma - You dress like a drag queen when the fleet's in.
Red - And you dress like Norman Bates when Norman Bates dresses like his mother.

last night's Once Upon a Time

[meerkat]

Another Groucho killer line!

“You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.” - Animal Crackers.

[meerkat]

*no spoilers!*

From A Masterly Murder by Susanna Gregory:

The unpopular master of Cambridge College (1353) has been found dead. The Michaelhouse College Poctor, Brother Michael, has sent for the Physician Matthew Bartholomew. The messenger, Cynric says to Matthew...

"Runham...he was found dead in his room this morning. Michael says if it was not murder, it should have been!"

I just see Brother Michaels view point.

Good book too