Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby Quatermass » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:25 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:When I worked in the courts we had a real local firm called Wright Hassall and Co - they mainly did conveyancing (property law) and divorce cases :lol:


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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby chuckie » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:46 am

There's a solicitor in my home town called Nick Crook. :lol:
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:54 am

There was a deputy chief clerk at one of the London Crown Courts called Crook :lol:
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby MongoGutman » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:02 pm

...and of course there was Jack Straw, a Home Secretary named after a famous highwayman...
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby poohcarrot » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:47 pm

Just out of interest, the Forum Writer of 2012 spawned 8 different threads.

There have been 778 different posts
and 8,660 views

All this in only 5 weeks!! :shock: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby pip » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:53 pm

Go Pooh :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby Batty » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:03 pm

pip wrote:Go Pooh :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Don't say that, pip. I'm hoping that he'll stick around!!! :cry:
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby pip » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:08 pm

I'm sure he can be pursuaded but don't give him too big a head :D
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:06 pm

We could offer Pooh some whiskey ;)

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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:15 pm

Getchore Souvenir Edition of the Carrots while they're still hot offa Press!

:happy-cheerleaderkid: HERE :happy-cheerleaderkid:

:shock: We're givin' 'em away! Practically cuttin' our own throats! :shock:

New edition still available in the old Word Format ~ HERE

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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

Postby poohcarrot » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:16 pm

WOW! :o :o

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