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Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by Quatermass » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:25 pm
Yami: Wanna play a game?
Ushio: What sort of game-
Yami: First one to die loses!
Ushio: ...
Yami: Look! the Queen of Spades!
Ushio: What does that do-
Yami: You lose!
Ushio: *falls* UAHHHHHHHHH!
-YuGiOh Season Zero Abridged
Ushio: What sort of game-
Yami: First one to die loses!
Ushio: ...
Yami: Look! the Queen of Spades!
Ushio: What does that do-
Yami: You lose!
Ushio: *falls* UAHHHHHHHHH!
-YuGiOh Season Zero Abridged
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by chuckie » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:46 am
There's a solicitor in my home town called Nick Crook.
Susan did an unusual thing and listened. that's not an easy task for a teacher.
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by Jan Van Quirm » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:54 am
There was a deputy chief clerk at one of the London Crown Courts called Crook
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by MongoGutman » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:02 pm
...and of course there was Jack Straw, a Home Secretary named after a famous highwayman...
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? ~~ Oddball
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by poohcarrot » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:47 pm
Just out of interest, the Forum Writer of 2012 spawned 8 different threads.
There have been 778 different posts
and 8,660 views
All this in only 5 weeks!!
There have been 778 different posts
and 8,660 views
All this in only 5 weeks!!
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by pip » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:53 pm
Go Pooh
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by Batty » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:03 pm
pip wrote:Go Pooh
Don't say that, pip. I'm hoping that he'll stick around!!!
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by pip » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:08 pm
I'm sure he can be pursuaded but don't give him too big a head 
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by Sjoerd3000 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:06 pm
We could offer Pooh some whiskey 
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by Jan Van Quirm » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:15 pm
Getchore Souvenir Edition of the Carrots while they're still hot offa Press!
HERE
We're givin' 'em away! Practically cuttin' our own throats!
New edition still available in the old Word Format ~ HERE
Shamelessly pasted from The Carrots thread
HERE We're givin' 'em away! Practically cuttin' our own throats! New edition still available in the old Word Format ~ HERE
Shamelessly pasted from The Carrots thread
Magic always happens for a reason, wherever and however it is created. Inside the fantasy, or springing from it…
Dreamless Roads by Jan Hawke on the DreamWorlds forum
Dreamless Roads by Jan Hawke on the DreamWorlds forum
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Re: Forum Writer of 2012 Competition
by poohcarrot » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:16 pm
WOW! 
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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