Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

[DaveC]

For full disclosure, mine were
2 Internet dating
4 Reminisc(r)ing
8 The Deer
35 no title for this one
41 Who?

And you're all philestines for not getting me into the top 4

I loved Who? !

[Batty]

I only entered two, which played against each other in the quarter finals! Grrr!

Untitled II and Modern Romance. Any other poems that were entered were not written by me - but were darn good entries! ... And I STILL like Pip's Baby!

[Jan Van Quirm]

Well as people are owning up and only one of mine made it past qualifying anyhoo I shall still retain a modicum of mystery* and just say that mine were either about teenage dolls, rip off anthems on Discworld heroes or valentines to bears of very little brain

* because I've already forgotten the titles...

[Batty]

People already know I wrote Modern Romance, and Untitled II is no longer in the running, so I don't think it matters that people know I penned it!

You may not remember the titles, Jan, but I found it really easy to remember the title of Untitled II ...

[MongoGutman]

OK, if we're taking credit mine were the Star Trek TNG/Voyager crossover You Can't keep a Good Man Down, the Colin Smythe thing, both of which fell at the first hurdle and A Trick which crashed out of the first knock-out round

[Willem]

OK, if we're taking credit mine were the Star Trek TNG/Voyager crossover You Can't keep a Good Man Down, the Colin Smythe thing, both of which fell at the first hurdle and A Trick which crashed out of the first knock-out round

I quite like the Colin Smythe one, somehow thought it was one of Pooh's though

[michelanCello]

OK, if we're taking credit mine were the Star Trek TNG/Voyager crossover You Can't keep a Good Man Down, the Colin Smythe thing, both of which fell at the first hurdle and A Trick which crashed out of the first knock-out round

I quite like the Colin Smythe one, somehow thought it was one of Pooh's though

Me too, but I really liked it!

[poohcarrot]

If everyone owns up as to what stories they wrote, the writers of the two stories in the final can be guestimated.

[Quatermass]

And you're all philestines for not getting me into the top 4

Seconded. Except for not getting me into the top 4 either.

[MongoGutman]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

[Batty]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

That sounds like the name of a Solicitors office!

They are obviously neighbours to 'sad, sorrowful, sulky, souls'

[Del]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

You forgot APATHY and INDECISION.

I only voted in the last two rounds.

[MongoGutman]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

That sounds like the name of a Solicitors office!

They are obviously neighbours to 'sad, sorrowful, sulky, souls'

I'll be going to my solicitors, Soo, Grabbit and Runne to see if anything can be done about it.

[meerkat]

My Solicitors are Screwham and Bleedham-Dry.

[Jan Van Quirm]

When I worked in the courts we had a real local firm called Wright Hassall and Co - they mainly did conveyancing (property law) and divorce cases