Take your seats for this never-before-attempted, spectacular, star-studded event.
Hecklers welcome, speeches from winning competitors will be given (hopefully) and it will finish with the award of the GOLDEN CARROT to the best story and the revealing of the winner's name.
There will be 14 awards, so everyone who wrote a story will receive a coveted Carrot.
Names will only be revealed of those people who have already said which stories they wrote.
A panel of qualified experts (ie; me) have spent hours (ie; a couple of minutes) going through the stories and have come up with Carrots to be awarded in the following categories (subject to change);
(Two I haven't thought of yet)
MVP
Most promising newcomer
Best supporting voter
Best worst line from a story
Most depressingly miserable story that made me want to slash my wrists and stick my head in a gas oven
Best set designer
Most patronising git
Best story with a 5-letter title written by a projectionist living in Bristol
Best act of sportsmanship capturing the true essence of the competition
The Bronze Carrot
The Silver Carrot
THE GOLDEN CARROT!
I'll just have to wait until sunday to know the list of winners 
Well you all call me Del anyway.