The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

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Postby deldaisy » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:20 pm

Knitted paw coverings that small cats lose.

Toe rings.
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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby MongoGutman » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:05 pm

concentric ripples of water caused by dipping toes in an icy cold pond

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby unseenu » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:26 pm

portable noisemaking device

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby AuntyVague » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:20 am

Step on device for breaking one's nose.

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby meerkat » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:35 pm

culinary confection to cause mass within the intestinal system.

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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:59 pm

Foreign hot stew that creates toxic wind.


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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby Sister Jennifer » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:42 am

The Don't-Feed-It-Cheese Clicking Device for assisting you on your favourite internet forum.

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby MongoGutman » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:26 am

Information storage and retreival devices made from wood.

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby meerkat » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:25 am

Calming resonance bubble shaped device for keeping small minds content for hours on end and can be used for keeping delicate items like bird wings safe from damage.

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby deldaisy » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:52 pm

Hard dried up rubber circular ornament on the corner of the bath (that large porceline oval near the shower used to temporarily store laundry) and oft picked up by small children who ask... "Mummy? What is this hard dried up rubber circular ornament used for?) those small poor babes who dont remember when it wasn't illegal to fill a bath to the top and soak and play with yellow rubber decoy baby birdlife in a sea of bubbly wonder. Hard dried up circular ornament on the corner of the bath that still cant be used because the laws and water restrictions per household came in during the 100 year drought even though most of the state and indeed the eastern seaboard in now declared a disaster zone from floods for the past four years. Hard dried up rubber circular ornament on the corner of the bath that would most probably shatter if after all these years came into contact with water.

Edit: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Hard dried up rubber circular ornament on the corner of the bath that if inserted into circular drain in bathtub and covered in generous amounts of H2O whilst householder is soaking in bliss in said H2O MAY lead to sudden and interesting meetings with tall strong gorgeous Water Police bursting through the bathroom door to read me my rights and drag said towel wrapped soggy householder off to be interrogated. :D

:roll: Most probably just get a letter of enquiry about overuse of water and a water bill in the mail from the council...... :(

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby Batty » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:10 pm

Wood pulped to fibrous matter and washed and pulped repeatedly, so that dripping noses cannot be scratched.

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby deldaisy » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:55 pm

Container used for the brewing of fragrant dried leaves in hot liquids..... container should preferably NOT be manufactured from chocolate.

Container made world famous in song with the refrain; "I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout!" Normally sung by small children in early school,......... or large men after cupious amounts of alcohol.

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby MongoGutman » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:00 pm

Wall decorating device for pre-school children.

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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby Batty » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:12 pm

A Monstrous device that makes a loud noise when you are the least prepared for it, and at your most vulnerable, leaving you alarmed and your senses violated.
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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby Del » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:27 am

Thing wot you hold in front of your eyes so you can take 200 images of the thing you went on holiday to see so that when you get home you can look at images of the thing you went on holiday to see but didnt see because there was a thing in front of your face so you couldnt see it.

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