At the suggestion of the Patrician Havelock Vetinari, I am sponsoring a brand new membership drive:
BE A FEMALE OF THE WATCH!!!
There are a number of us who feel that it is disgraceful and discriminatory that there are so few females of any species among the members of the watch. The Patrician assures me that there are several female dwarfs, although only one of them has "come out of the closet", a female werewolf (whose identity has been needlessly concealed), a new recruit female vampire. He said that as far as he knows, there are no female humans or trolls--or any other species of beings on discworld. However, he assures me that membership on the force is open to all qualified females of any species.
This is a disgrace! Women can work on the force as effectively as half the men on the force, and better than the rest, with the exception, of course, of Commander Sam Vimes, Duke of Anhk-Morpork.
A meeting for all interested females will be held two weeks from tonight at 7:00 p.m. at the home of the Duchess of Ankh-Morpork.
Brochures with information about requirement to join the force and salary schedules, benefits, etc. will be available. Commander Vimes WILL speak to interested parties about joining the force, the hours, the benefits, the training-- and specialized jobs the force is looking to fill.
The Seamstresses (of course) the Assassins, the Beggars, the Thieves and the Merchant's Guilds all have women members. There is no reason why women cannot take advantage of the opportunities that life in the force brings. All interested females of any species will be welcomed.
Lady Sybil, Duchess of Ankh-Morpork