Favourite one liners

[spideyGirl]

Not sure if this has been done before but was watching Jurassic Park the other day and I just love this line... what are your favs?

While challenging John Hammond about raising dinosaurs from the dead.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. [Jurassic Park]

[meerkat]

Eric Morecambe looking out of the flat's window as a Police siren is heard:

Eric Morecambe: "He won't sell many ice creams going at that speed!"

[Tonyblack]

Eric Morecambe looking out of the flat's window as a Police siren is heard:

Eric Morecambe: "He won't sell many ice creams going at that speed!"

I always say that when an ambulance goes past with its sirens going. I say it even if I'm alone.

[spideyGirl]

Good one Meers

[Quatermass]

The fourth Doctor: There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

[Sister Jennifer]

I have so many...

You’ve got red on you — Shaun of the Dead.

[meerkat]

The fourth Doctor: There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

Excellent Q.

[meerkat]

Primeval - Ben Miller is discussing the Mammoth rampaging on the M25.

Sidekick (evil) Leek: It's Columbian, sir!
Ben Miller: I don't care what flavour it is!

[Sister Jennifer]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

[Catch-up]

Eric Morecambe looking out of the flat's window as a Police siren is heard:

Eric Morecambe: "He won't sell many ice creams going at that speed!"

Indiana Jones: "It's not the years honey, it's the mileage." Or something like that.

[raptornx01]

Not sure if this has been done before but was watching Jurassic Park the other day and I just love this line... what are your favs?

While challenging John Hammond about raising dinosaurs from the dead.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. [Jurassic Park]

No no no no, this one. After Hammond mentions that even Disney had problems.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't EAT the tourists.

[Quatermass]

The perfect comeback to anyone who says that they are entitled to their opinion, from Blake's 7:

Avon: It is your assumption that we are ALL entitled to it that is irritating.

Avon's always good for one-liners and comebacks.

[Penfold]

Another Eric Morecambe one to Andre Previn;

"I'm playing all the right notes; just not necessarily in the right order"

[MongoGutman]

Molly Ringwold in Spacehunter: "Us loner's have got to stick together."

[meerkat]

Ahhhhhh...from Casablanca... "Of all the bars in all the world, you had to walk into mine!" (I think)