1 Happy Snapper
On June 15, 2016, John Pilkington developed his time-travel mobile phone app, and decided to create the ultimate photo album.
Dressed in period clothing, he first travelled back to Jerusalem 33AD. Standing at the back of an enormous crowd, he secretly set his mobile camera to maximum zoom. Three crosses were barely visible in the distance. As the last nail was being hammered in, he raised his arm aloft and took a photo.
Unfortunately, thousands of other people did likewise and his photo was ruined.
"Pilkington app? Me too! I'm from 2156. This is my 19th visit. How about you?"
2 Pip's Having a Baby!
Sleepless nights, parental fights,
The tiredness makes you snappy.
The footie's gone, no wine and song,
Your life now one big nappy.
And then they walk, then they talk
And call you mum and pappy.
They make you see, all kids' TV,
Like Scooby Doo and Scrappy.
And when they're sick, something just clicks,
You panic and act flappy.
And their first curse, there's nothing worse,
It makes you mad and whappy.
You moan and groan, when they want a phone
With all the trendy appy.
Your past is done, your race is run.
But.....I bet you're bloody happy!
Last edited by poohcarrot
on Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:02 am, edited 4 times in total.
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