Caption Competition

[raisindot]

Cabbie: "I was there when he died, and his last words were, "PYRAMIDS SUCKS!"
Man: "That would explain the pooh stains."

[WannabeAngua]

Cabbie: "I was there when he died, and his last words were, "PYRAMIDS SUCKS!"
Man: "That would explain the pooh stains."

[Willem]

Is he all right?
Don't think so, the colour has drained from his face!

[MongoGutman]

"Is he dead?"
"Yes, heart attack: he's a banker and he learnt he was getting less than a million in bonuses."

[deldaisy]

He's not breathing!
Strange.... he was breathing when I bandaged his head....
Do you think you maybe should have left some gaps where his nose and mouth are....

[Who's Wee Dug]

Now where is the rest of my bloody rattle

[meerkat]

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"So I said to him, what would make me look good? And he replied, a few curlers in the hair! ... they don't work do they?[/quote]

[meerkat]

Woman on mobile phone: No! Well, like,I said like, an ambulance, like, you know...one of those big white things? well they haven't come and guess what? The old twits only croaked it!"

[meerkat]

Masseuse: The tip sir, is a banana! (read into that what you will! )

[CrysaniaMajere]

... oh ehm ...

[Tonyblack]

Nope, I still can't find where the monkey put his nut.

[meerkat]

[raisindot]

Okay, now it's my turn to play Monkey in the Middle.

[Sister Jennifer]

Monkey Love. It might look strange but it's still love.

[Sister Jennifer]

Brian had given up, he loved all his flea friends but he knew the other monkeys would never understand.