Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:27 pm

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Cabbie: "I was there when he died, and his last words were, "PYRAMIDS SUCKS!"
Man: "That would explain the pooh stains."
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby WannabeAngua » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:20 pm

raisindot wrote:Image

Cabbie: "I was there when he died, and his last words were, "PYRAMIDS SUCKS!"
Man: "That would explain the pooh stains."


:lol:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Willem » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:21 pm

Is he all right?
Don't think so, the colour has drained from his face!
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby MongoGutman » Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:11 am

"Is he dead?"
"Yes, heart attack: he's a banker and he learnt he was getting less than a million in bonuses."
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby deldaisy » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:47 am

He's not breathing!
Strange.... he was breathing when I bandaged his head....
Do you think you maybe should have left some gaps where his nose and mouth are....
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:38 pm

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Now where is the rest of my bloody rattle
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby meerkat » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:08 am

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"So I said to him, what would make me look good? And he replied, a few curlers in the hair! ... they don't work do they?[/quote]
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby meerkat » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:11 am

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Woman on mobile phone: No! Well, like,I said like, an ambulance, like, you know...one of those big white things? well they haven't come and guess what? The old twits only croaked it!"
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby meerkat » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:25 am

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Masseuse: The tip sir, is a banana! (read into that what you will! :naughty: )
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby CrysaniaMajere » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:33 am

:lol: ... oh :oops: ehm ... :whistle:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:33 am

Nope, I still can't find where the monkey put his nut. :lol:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby meerkat » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:45 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:40 pm

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Okay, now it's my turn to play Monkey in the Middle.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Sister Jennifer » Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:21 am

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Sister Jennifer » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:02 am

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Brian had given up, he loved all his flea friends but he knew the other monkeys would never understand.
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