Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MongoGutman » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:47 am

You can, but find that all your heroes have clay feet and all your villains good intentions

I wish I wasn't such a fool
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby unseenu » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:47 am

You now avoid being a fool through being very logical and exeedingly dull.Everyone gets tediously bored in your presence so one by one the whole world loses contact with you.

I wish the space agencies of the world would launch an artificial discworld into space, with a small vial of bateria on the disc itself that will one day evolve into complex life.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:04 pm

this bankrupts the earth, as well as absorbing so much natural resources that life on the planet ceases to be after a short while

i wish i was the only winner of the next 50 million plus euro millions lotto, getting all numbers correct
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby unseenu » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:43 pm

You give all the money to charitable causes after having a premonition that you would become entirely evil because of owning it.Extra funny because this was not an actual premonition,just a normal dream brought on by thinking about the money.

I wish I had some warmer coats
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:58 am

they are warmer because they are actually made of living rabid wolvarines tied together


i wish it was an hour earlier
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby deldaisy » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:26 am

It is.... In America!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Willem » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:36 am

It's the stop-motion Doctor Who episode and it takes 4 years of painstakingly small adjustments.

I wish for no snow.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:02 pm

you are, in an orient express manner, killed by all the bright eyed children and adults who you have deprived with your selfish wish


i wish there was snow
about 3-5 inches
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby unseenu » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:27 pm

There is...somewhere in the world

I wish I had a pedal powered camper van with a rollback mechanism to make going up hills easier
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:22 pm

tricky one, but-

you do, but the pedal powered bit gets really irritating really fast. you get bored, and sell it, and then you spiral into depression over what you later realize was a paultry wish


i wish i legally owned the sun (our one, that is)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby unseenu » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:52 am

(By the way Ogamis your last wish came true complete with the corruption,there is now three to five inches of snow where I am :D )
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:22 am

i've got snow too :D

you get your wish,
while it works, you find your life boring, as there a no surprises. you can tell any birthday or christmas presents you've been bought through your friends' and family's background.
then unfortunatly your hearin rapidly deteriorates after an ear infection, you go deaf and your power is useless


i wish i had psychic movement powers (e.g, moving objects of all sizes without effort, including myself, able to "mind punch people", crush cars, uncrumple paper, that type of psychic)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby unseenu » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:12 am

The word you are looking for is telekenesis

You fail at completing a task you set yourself so go into exile to levitate rocks with it in a swamp for countless years.At the end of this time you are quite mad

I wish I could walk on the surface of snow a la Legolas
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:04 pm

You can walk on the surface of snow...

but unfortunatly its because you are turned into a very, very small creature with large feet and tiny weight

i wish the snow could stay for at least a week
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby author3 » Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:10 pm

It does but the snow gets thicker every day so eventually your trapped inside
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