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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Antiq » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:18 am

Somebody always says "let's go".
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby MongoGutman » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:22 pm

when they see their injured comrade left out for bait they always go to help him, even though they know it's a trap
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:01 am

Well, wouldn't you? :lol:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby deldaisy » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:37 am

MongoGutman wrote:when they see their injured comrade left out for bait they always go to help him, even though they know it's a trap


But they always look right and left for the villian before they run out to rescue the friend.... :roll:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:24 pm

Nobody ever hears or sees the helicopter that is following them, even though it's hardly any distance from the car.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby deldaisy » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:25 pm

Tonyblack wrote:Nobody ever hears or sees the helicopter that is following them, even though it's hardly any distance from the car.


And how come the helicopter never casts a huge "helicopter shaped" shadow so they can see it?
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Antiq » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:06 pm

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition (Python 1991) :D
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Hvitveis » Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:29 pm

It is really, really, really cold outside. Our heroes have to escape from the villains. They klimb down a stair made of metal. (We are still at 20 somehting below zero (celsius)) They have no gloves on. They wrap nothing around their hands. And the skin is just as manicured when they get to the bottom.. Ahh the magic of cinema!

(Dumb and dumber gets this right. I myself spent some time stuck to the fence in my kindergarden until the assistant got hold of some warm water)
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby raptornx01 » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:33 pm

Bisexuals don't exist, people are either strictly gay, straight, or a drunk chick.

Alien vehicles, when captured by humans, never stall, and are never locked.

If you save a woman's life she will instantly fall in love with you.

(thinks of the "The Train Guy") ok, maybe last one is sometimes true :lol:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:03 pm

People in a coma always wake up with full, perfect makeup and hair. (Yes Faith from Buffy, I'm looking at you).
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:17 pm

And they never have a catheter, or any other messy additions to their person, and well, they actually wake up.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:30 pm

And pull out the tubes and unhook themselves from the monitors, but they very rarely set the monitor alarms off.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Hvitveis » Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:45 pm

Not to mention the fact they are capable of getting out of the bed by themselves. Maybe they have not heard of muscular atrofia, and thus, cannot suffer from it?
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:20 am

Antiq wrote:Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition (Python 1991) :D



That's because their two weapons are surprise, fear & ruthless efficiency. three weapons! Suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the pope. Four weapons! Amongst their weaponry...


Sorry, couldn't help myself :roll: ;) .
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