It Always Happens...

[Antiq]

Somebody always says "let's go".

[MongoGutman]

when they see their injured comrade left out for bait they always go to help him, even though they know it's a trap

[Dotsie]

Well, wouldn't you?

[deldaisy]

when they see their injured comrade left out for bait they always go to help him, even though they know it's a trap

But they always look right and left for the villian before they run out to rescue the friend....

[Tonyblack]

Nobody ever hears or sees the helicopter that is following them, even though it's hardly any distance from the car.

[deldaisy]

Nobody ever hears or sees the helicopter that is following them, even though it's hardly any distance from the car.

And how come the helicopter never casts a huge "helicopter shaped" shadow so they can see it?

[Antiq]

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition (Python 1991)

[Hvitveis]

It is really, really, really cold outside. Our heroes have to escape from the villains. They klimb down a stair made of metal. (We are still at 20 somehting below zero (celsius)) They have no gloves on. They wrap nothing around their hands. And the skin is just as manicured when they get to the bottom.. Ahh the magic of cinema!

(Dumb and dumber gets this right. I myself spent some time stuck to the fence in my kindergarden until the assistant got hold of some warm water)

[Tonyblack]

[raptornx01]

Bisexuals don't exist, people are either strictly gay, straight, or a drunk chick.

Alien vehicles, when captured by humans, never stall, and are never locked.

If you save a woman's life she will instantly fall in love with you.

(thinks of the "The Train Guy") ok, maybe last one is sometimes true

[Bouncy Castle]

People in a coma always wake up with full, perfect makeup and hair. (Yes Faith from Buffy, I'm looking at you).

[Dotsie]

And they never have a catheter, or any other messy additions to their person, and well, they actually wake up.

[Bouncy Castle]

And pull out the tubes and unhook themselves from the monitors, but they very rarely set the monitor alarms off.

[Hvitveis]

Not to mention the fact they are capable of getting out of the bed by themselves. Maybe they have not heard of muscular atrofia, and thus, cannot suffer from it?

[Sister Jennifer]

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition (Python 1991)

That's because their two weapons are surprise, fear & ruthless efficiency. three weapons! Suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the pope. Four weapons! Amongst their weaponry...


Sorry, couldn't help myself .