It Always Happens...

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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:52 pm

When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Postby deldaisy » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:55 pm

Who's Wee Dug wrote:When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?


But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:57 pm

deldaisy wrote:
Who's Wee Dug wrote:When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?


But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?
Was his name Jason by any chance. :?:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:00 pm

How come Legolas never runs out of arrows despite the fact that there only ever seems to be about five in his quiver at any time? :?
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby michelanCello » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:13 pm

Doesn't he have an arrow-case-tube-thingy that never runs out of arrows? Or did I just dream that one... :? or it might have been another story :P
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:32 pm

michelanCello wrote:Doesn't he have an arrow-case-tube-thingy that never runs out of arrows? Or did I just dream that one... :? or it might have been another story :P

I suspect Jan will know. :lol:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:45 am

Tonyblack wrote:How come Legolas never runs out of arrows despite the fact that there only ever seems to be about five in his quiver at any time? :?


I believe that he does run out of arrows in the books, I think he collects Orc arrows at some point :P
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:51 pm

deldaisy wrote:
Who's Wee Dug wrote:When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?


But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?


I know this has nothing to do with films, but made me remember an episode of QI when they talked about fear: what are your phobias? height? spider?or whatever, I don't remember, and Jo Brand says "psycopaths with axes coming into my bedroom at night and killing me". [Fry=you're weird!] :lol: :lol:

sorry, take no notice of me, please do go on :D
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Antiq » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:23 pm

I haven't read the whole thread, so it may have been mentioned, but .....women always look beautifully made-up first thing in the morning. Yeah, right >.>
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:43 pm

So, just me then? ;) :P
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Antiq » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:45 pm

Dotsie wrote:So, just me then? ;) :P

But of course :D
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:47 pm

Yep, I always wake up with my "bag lady" look already perfected :lol:
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby raptornx01 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:18 pm

If staying in one place will let you survive someone ALWAYS has to go outside for some reason.

a film can only be considered artistic if all the characters die at the end.

(to follow the NY apartment thread earlier) If a family lives in the suburbs, no matter how strapped for cash they are they always live in a multi-story mini-mansion with 5 bedrooms and a garage and two or more bathrooms.

The good dog always survive, unless there is a T-Rex around.

Kids always survive unless giant bugs or Thomas Jane are around.

Nice guys never loose.

Evil Sharks always roar.

Spaceships always bank when turning.

every dark alley contains a cat.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:14 am

Ventilated patients that are left on their own. Makes me laugh.
You never see anyone wash their bloody hands :naughty:
Monitors not matching Pt conditions.
Doctors talking to patient's relatives during a medical emergency :hand:
There aren't any nurses on House cause they've all grabbed their registrations and run for the hills.

Anyway, can't boo hoo too much. Suspension of belief and all that. Plus I don't really watch medical shows any more.
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Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:54 am

Sister Jennifer wrote:There aren't any nurses on House cause they've all grabbed their registrations and run for the hills.

Or lab techs. The medics do everything (and get the results instantly) :roll:

Sister Jennifer wrote:Anyway, can't boo hoo too much. Suspension of belief and all that. Plus I don't really watch medical shows any more.

I can't stop watching Grey's Anatomy, I don't even care if it's stupid! They're all so beautiful! :oops:
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