It Always Happens...

Moderators: Jason, Toothy, Tonyblack

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:52 pm

When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
User avatar
Who's Wee Dug
Member
 
Posts: 14669
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:31 pm
Location: Stirlingshire, Scotland

Postby deldaisy » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:55 pm

Who's Wee Dug wrote:When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?


But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?
User avatar
deldaisy
Member
 
Posts: 8032
Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:04 pm
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:57 pm

deldaisy wrote:
Who's Wee Dug wrote:When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?


But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?
Was his name Jason by any chance. :?:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
User avatar
Who's Wee Dug
Member
 
Posts: 14669
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:31 pm
Location: Stirlingshire, Scotland

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:00 pm

How come Legolas never runs out of arrows despite the fact that there only ever seems to be about five in his quiver at any time? :?
"Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to."
User avatar
Tonyblack
Moderator
 
Posts: 28834
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:29 pm
Location: Cardiff, Wales

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby michelanCello » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:13 pm

Doesn't he have an arrow-case-tube-thingy that never runs out of arrows? Or did I just dream that one... :? or it might have been another story :P
Listen.
User avatar
michelanCello
Member
 
Posts: 8747
Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:08 pm
Location: Budapest, Hungary (and yes, I'm sure it's Budapest, not Bucharest)

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:32 pm

michelanCello wrote:Doesn't he have an arrow-case-tube-thingy that never runs out of arrows? Or did I just dream that one... :? or it might have been another story :P

I suspect Jan will know. :lol:
"Goodness is about what you do. Not what you pray to."
User avatar
Tonyblack
Moderator
 
Posts: 28834
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:29 pm
Location: Cardiff, Wales

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:45 am

Tonyblack wrote:How come Legolas never runs out of arrows despite the fact that there only ever seems to be about five in his quiver at any time? :?


I believe that he does run out of arrows in the books, I think he collects Orc arrows at some point :P
A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
User avatar
Sjoerd3000
Member
 
Posts: 8797
Joined: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:23 pm
Location: Groningen, The Netherlands

Re:

Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:51 pm

deldaisy wrote:
Who's Wee Dug wrote:When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about. :?


But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?


I know this has nothing to do with films, but made me remember an episode of QI when they talked about fear: what are your phobias? height? spider?or whatever, I don't remember, and Jo Brand says "psycopaths with axes coming into my bedroom at night and killing me". [Fry=you're weird!] :lol: :lol:

sorry, take no notice of me, please do go on :D
User avatar
CrysaniaMajere
Member
 
Posts: 1863
Joined: Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:16 pm
Location: italy-genova

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Antiq » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:23 pm

I haven't read the whole thread, so it may have been mentioned, but .....women always look beautifully made-up first thing in the morning. Yeah, right >.>
Carpe Jugulum
User avatar
Antiq
Member
 
Posts: 1216
Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:46 pm
Location: Ireland

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:43 pm

So, just me then? ;) :P
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
User avatar
Dotsie
Member
 
Posts: 9413
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 am

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Antiq » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:45 pm

Dotsie wrote:So, just me then? ;) :P

But of course :D
Carpe Jugulum
User avatar
Antiq
Member
 
Posts: 1216
Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:46 pm
Location: Ireland

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:47 pm

Yep, I always wake up with my "bag lady" look already perfected :lol:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
User avatar
Dotsie
Member
 
Posts: 9413
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 am

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby raptornx01 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:18 pm

If staying in one place will let you survive someone ALWAYS has to go outside for some reason.

a film can only be considered artistic if all the characters die at the end.

(to follow the NY apartment thread earlier) If a family lives in the suburbs, no matter how strapped for cash they are they always live in a multi-story mini-mansion with 5 bedrooms and a garage and two or more bathrooms.

The good dog always survive, unless there is a T-Rex around.

Kids always survive unless giant bugs or Thomas Jane are around.

Nice guys never loose.

Evil Sharks always roar.

Spaceships always bank when turning.

every dark alley contains a cat.
"The reason an author needs to know the rules of grammar isn't so he or she never breaks them, but so the author knows how to break them."
User avatar
raptornx01
Member
 
Posts: 2254
Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:03 am
Location: South florida, US

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:14 am

Ventilated patients that are left on their own. Makes me laugh.
You never see anyone wash their bloody hands :naughty:
Monitors not matching Pt conditions.
Doctors talking to patient's relatives during a medical emergency :hand:
There aren't any nurses on House cause they've all grabbed their registrations and run for the hills.

Anyway, can't boo hoo too much. Suspension of belief and all that. Plus I don't really watch medical shows any more.
Undead yes -
Unperson no!
User avatar
Sister Jennifer
Member
 
Posts: 2510
Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:08 am
Location: Australia

Re: It Always Happens...

Postby Dotsie » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:54 am

Sister Jennifer wrote:There aren't any nurses on House cause they've all grabbed their registrations and run for the hills.

Or lab techs. The medics do everything (and get the results instantly) :roll:

Sister Jennifer wrote:Anyway, can't boo hoo too much. Suspension of belief and all that. Plus I don't really watch medical shows any more.

I can't stop watching Grey's Anatomy, I don't even care if it's stupid! They're all so beautiful! :oops:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
User avatar
Dotsie
Member
 
Posts: 9413
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 am

PreviousNext

Return to TV, film, theatre

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Ghost and 4 guests