Epic Battle

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Re: Epic Battle

Postby Ogamis » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:35 pm

An ominous humming drone fills the air as down from the skies descends the Ogamis, leading the invading alien armies from all the film versions of War of the Worlds, who begin blasting all the other combatents. As their lazers reduce enemies to dust they are also able the destroy the undead.


P.S. A stray shot blows up Shadow's shop again
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby michelanCello » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:39 am

mC raises a help foundation for Shadow to rebuild her shop... :twocents-mytwocents:
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:50 am

Don't worry about it mC :)We can rebuild,we definitely have the money for it,I've seen the books recently. ;)

So as the sound of lost money and collapsing shop debris tortured Shadow's eardrums :( .The obvious solution reacted her mind as fast as any other merchant. :twisted:
If you can't beat them, bribe them... ;) and so with her new alien army,everything was looking secure but no warmongering was bad for business..... :? "Free attack aliens with any bulk purchase!!,house trained too!!! NO!!SIT!!! BAD ALIEN,NO JUMPING ON mC!!BAD!!!"
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby michelanCello » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:01 pm

mC goes off working on a new marketing strategy... :techie-typing:
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby unseenu » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:14 pm

Unseenu begins sending computer viruses into the alien craft at random,several of them crash.One of them narrowly misses the site of shadow's shop
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby meerkat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:00 pm

In a rare moment of sense the Meerkats leap in to help Shadow and arrange some splendid foundations for her new shop. The also attack the feet of the monstwers Orgamis sent down. This holds up the build butr is fortuitous as it means there are less chances of the shop being caught unawares.
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby deldaisy » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:55 pm

Del turns up with an airconditioned 100 foot trailer, 50 servants, a catering van, spa, and cocktails for eeeeeeveryone! :romance-grouphug: and of course HUGS for anyone who wants them.
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby Willem » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:41 pm

Incoming swarm of origami locusts!
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby deldaisy » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:42 pm

Del lights the ornamental tiki torches around the battlefield to give that "ambience" so needed to an oragami locust plague.

.......... oh dear ........ :angry-extinguishflame: ummmmmmmm..... sorry......
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby Kin Arad » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:03 pm

Kin takes the opportunity to scuttle in with her marshmallows, sits down and starts to toast them on the nice warm fire
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby meerkat » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:18 pm

The Vikings, thinking someone had died and gone to Valhalla (in this case the origami locusts) and settle down for a good quaff!
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby deldaisy » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:24 pm

Del offers all the Vikings cocktails and small perfectly grilled chicken legs for refreshment.
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby meerkat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:03 pm

..... Osric Knife-chewer, I'd know that mug anywhere! ...but gnr gnr gnr, they did not have horns!!!!!
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby deldaisy » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:12 pm

Don't blame me Meer...... he just turned up like that... all I did was hand out the chicken!
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby meerkat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:17 pm

NP Del, I'll drag him to one side and generally beat the poo out of him until he gets the message! :lol: ;)
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