Jokes - Part Deux

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:35 pm

Bouncy's daddy came from Northern Ireland, so Bouncy can tell Irish jokes if she wants, so ner ner ner!! ;)
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby De Lona Ranger » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:38 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Bouncy's daddy came from Northern Ireland, so Bouncy can tell Irish jokes if she wants, so ner ner ner!! ;)


And me too...... nee ner nee ner... ummm ner.

Ohhhhhhhhh I might be related to you Bouncy.

Edit: :o I might be related to Pip!!!!!!
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby pip » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:39 pm

Seems fair bouncy. :angry-banghead:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby pip » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:41 pm

De Lona Ranger wrote:
Bouncy Castle wrote:Bouncy's daddy came from Northern Ireland, so Bouncy can tell Irish jokes if she wants, so ner ner ner!! ;)


And me too...... nee ner nee ner... ummm ner.

Ohhhhhhhhh I might be related to you Bouncy.

Edit: :o I might be related to Pip!!!!!!


seemingly my family tree has connections up in northern ireland through a branch with the name Paisley. We tend to keep that one as quiet as possible :shock:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby De Lona Ranger » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:42 pm

But since we ALL came down from apes then we can all make ape jokes ...... :lol:

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby pip » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:43 pm

watch out for the monk..................
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:51 pm

pip wrote: seemingly my family tree has connections up in northern ireland through a branch with the name Paisley. We tend to keep that one as quiet as possible :shock:



Jayzuz! :shock: I'd keep it quiet too, if that was me!
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby pip » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:54 pm

Too bloody right. Good respectable catholics that we are ;)
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:57 pm

I'm a non-respectable, non-practicing, non-believing Proddy, and I'd still keep it quiet! :D
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby De Lona Ranger » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:59 pm

Almost as bad as being related to that Kelly lot huh....
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby pip » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:03 pm

They're not irish they're german :roll:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:35 pm

I've got German ancestors :shock:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby ChristianBecker » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:45 pm

Caesar got German ancestors?
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:59 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
pip wrote: seemingly my family tree has connections up in northern ireland through a branch with the name Paisley. We tend to keep that one as quiet as possible :shock:



Jayzuz! :shock: I'd keep it quiet too, if that was me!


Surely anyone related to that particular Paisley would find it impossible to be quiet about anything :roll:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby spideyGirl » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:16 pm

Speaking of apes...

What do you get if you cross an ape with a box of dynamite?
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A Baboom!

I thank you :D
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