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Caption Competition

Postby MongoGutman » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:42 pm

You all know how it works: fit a caption to the picture. Make us laugh. I'll periodically post a new pic. No prizes.

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:25 pm

MongoGutman wrote:You all know how it works: fit a caption to the picture. Make us laugh. I'll periodically post a new pic. No prizes.

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Three:


1. Alien: "Anal probes? I think you have us confused with some other aliens."

2. Guy closest to alien: "Trust me--dark meat is much more tender and juicy."

3. Alien: "Now that we've met our contestants, let's play, 'Who Wants to Be a Bouillabaisse?' "
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby spideyGirl » Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:01 pm

MongoGutman wrote:You all know how it works: fit a caption to the picture. Make us laugh. I'll periodically post a new pic. No prizes.

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I told you I wanted that report by 9am didn't I!
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby unseenu » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:58 pm

MongoGutman wrote:You all know how it works: fit a caption to the picture. Make us laugh. I'll periodically post a new pic. No prizes.

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And how long is this protest going to last? my listeners would love to know
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby MongoGutman » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:33 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:51 pm

That's where I've seen that guy before - the House of Commons! :lol:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:13 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:21 pm

I promise you I will tell everyone that you recite the best poetry of all the Vogans....
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:43 pm

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't... B*tch!
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby deldaisy » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:45 pm

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby deldaisy » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:53 pm

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You know what this is don't you Stevens..... Now, did I say you could use the key to the Executive toilets? NO! Did I give you permission to borrow the key to the executive toilets? NO! Are you ever ever ever allowed to use the key to the executive toilets? NO STEVENS! NO YOU ARE NOT!
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby MongoGutman » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:20 pm

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And this slimming technique really works does it?
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Willem » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:04 pm

"So this is why mother told us not to play with the rubber postage bands..."
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:42 pm

"I'm sorry. Did I just sneeze over the two of you?"
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