The Elder Scrolls V

[Antiq]

My son has been playing it for a couple of weeks, but I haven't been paying attention. He's loving it though

[raisindot]

Okay, this topic has 16 posts and no one has said it yet. Come on, someone be brave. You know what I mean. The totally obvious and stupid joke someone inevitably posts whenever a Skyrim thread is started. Please, someone step up to the plate and put it out there so we can all get on with our lives.

[Who's Wee Dug]

And the joke is.......... awaits with baited breath.

[ShadowNinjaCat]

I used to wonder what the joke is, like you.Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[raisindot]

Thank you, ShadowNinjaCat.

[mcjihad]

Hi, slightly off topic, i'm new to the site and was wondering if anyone knew of any decent Discworld games for the PC or the XBOX? If not are there any plans for one?

[Penfold]

I used to wonder what the joke is, like you.Then I took an arrow in the knee.

Is that before or after someone stole your sweet-roll? (BTW, is that.......fur.......coming out of your ears?)

Oh, and hellooo and welcome mcjihad. The only DW games I know of, from the top of my head, are Discworld 1 and Discworld 2 for the Playstation. I have no idea if they were bought out on other formats, or even where to buy them nowadays (apart from Amazon perhaps). No doubt someone more knowledgeable than myself will jump in to help you.

[Who's Wee Dug]

Hi, slightly off topic, i'm new to the site and was wondering if anyone knew of any decent Discworld games for the PC or the XBOX? If not are there any plans for one?

They were for windows 98 but I think you can get a fix for them to run on XP dont know about Windows 7
Discworld 1 PC
Discworld II / 2 PC Game - Missing Presumed...?? – by PSYGNOSIS

Discworld Noir by Avanquest Software

[Evergreen]

BioWare's Dragon age series and Bethesda Elder Scrolls series are one of most brilliant Fantasy-RPGs to me.

[Who's Wee Dug]

I used to wonder what the joke is, like you.Then I took an arrow in the knee.

So it was at the juction of wounded knee you hambushed did you egg them on and hope the calvery would get there in time for breakie.

[raisindot]

So it was at the juction of wounded knee you hambushed did you egg them on and hope the calvery would get there in time for breakie.

I have no idea what you're smoking right now, but all I want to know is where I can get some.

[Who's Wee Dug]

I gave it up, it was stunting my growth.

[CrysaniaMajere]

I didn't understand it, then I googled "skyrim arrow knee" and found thousands of pages about that. I haven't played the game a lot, maybe that's why I hadn't noticed that line

[Char]

I've been playing for a while and I've only heard the arrow line once. The one I always hear is:

"Guard might get nervous, a woman appraoches with her weapon drawn."

I hear it all the time when I'm wandering about villages and towns.

[Bickaxe]

Finally decided to complete the main quest. Think I've completed all story lines now...200 hours for a first play through. A fair bit of messing around included in that but for £30 and that amount of story makes for a fantastic game. Elder Scrolls never disappoints.