Here are a few:
1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5. Stud Tires Out
6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
9. Eye Drops off Shelf
10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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