shortest stories

Moderators: Toothy, Tonyblack, Jason

shortest stories

Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:30 pm

whats the shortest you can get a discworld book ie, gaurds,dragons and traitors would be gaurds,gaurds.
write the shortest and see if we can guess them.
and i know i cant spell guards :lol:
measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
User avatar
chris.ph
Member
 
Posts: 7884
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:52 am
Location: swansea south wales

Postby bikkit » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:18 pm

Auditors, clock
Image

I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
User avatar
bikkit
Member
 
Posts: 1815
Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 8:20 am
Location: Out of my mind- It's too dark and scary in there

Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:56 pm

mygod i know one but ill give somebodyelse a go :lol:
measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
User avatar
chris.ph
Member
 
Posts: 7884
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:52 am
Location: swansea south wales

Postby WannabeAngua » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:56 pm

Auditors, clock

Thief of time


"Harvest"
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
- Feet of clay.
User avatar
WannabeAngua
Member
 
Posts: 922
Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:13 pm
Location: Norway

Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:57 pm

allright i know 2 :lol:
measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
User avatar
chris.ph
Member
 
Posts: 7884
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:52 am
Location: swansea south wales

Postby WannabeAngua » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:02 pm

Prove it :D
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
- Feet of clay.
User avatar
WannabeAngua
Member
 
Posts: 922
Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:13 pm
Location: Norway

Postby bikkit » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:08 pm

Reaper man
Image

I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
User avatar
bikkit
Member
 
Posts: 1815
Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 8:20 am
Location: Out of my mind- It's too dark and scary in there

Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:26 pm

wots the next one kelda :?:
measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
User avatar
chris.ph
Member
 
Posts: 7884
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:52 am
Location: swansea south wales

Postby bikkit » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:44 pm

witches, genua
Image

I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
User avatar
bikkit
Member
 
Posts: 1815
Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 8:20 am
Location: Out of my mind- It's too dark and scary in there

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:48 pm

Witches Abroad. :wink:

Opera?
Wyrd bið ful āræd.
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it."
- Capt. Kathryn Janeway
User avatar
Tonyblack
Moderator
 
Posts: 25882
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:29 pm
Location: Cardiff, Wales

Postby WannabeAngua » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:05 pm

Maskerade




Ghost + theatre
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
- Feet of clay.
User avatar
WannabeAngua
Member
 
Posts: 922
Joined: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:13 pm
Location: Norway

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:07 pm

Wyrd Sisters


Australia. :lol:
Wyrd bið ful āræd.
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it."
- Capt. Kathryn Janeway
User avatar
Tonyblack
Moderator
 
Posts: 25882
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:29 pm
Location: Cardiff, Wales

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:37 pm

The Last Continent :lol:


Alchemists, dogs, lobsters
Magic always happens for a reason, wherever and however it is created. Inside the fantasy, or springing from it…
Dreamless Roads by Jan Hawke on the DreamWorlds forum
User avatar
Jan Van Quirm
Member
 
Posts: 9843
Joined: Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:07 pm
Location: Dunheved, Kernow

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:54 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:The Last Continent :lol:


Alchemists, dogs, lobsters


Moving Pictures (why am I not surprised?)



Teenage magic
Wyrd bið ful āræd.
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it."
- Capt. Kathryn Janeway
User avatar
Tonyblack
Moderator
 
Posts: 25882
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:29 pm
Location: Cardiff, Wales

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:01 pm

Ooo! :x *Tosses coin* PMSL

Just to be awkward - Eric

Better wait for confirmation *taps foot*
Magic always happens for a reason, wherever and however it is created. Inside the fantasy, or springing from it…
Dreamless Roads by Jan Hawke on the DreamWorlds forum
User avatar
Jan Van Quirm
Member
 
Posts: 9843
Joined: Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:07 pm
Location: Dunheved, Kernow

Next

Return to Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests