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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:30 pm

whats the shortest you can get a discworld book ie, gaurds,dragons and traitors would be gaurds,gaurds.
write the shortest and see if we can guess them.
and i know i cant spell guards :lol:
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Postby bikkit » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:18 pm

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I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:56 pm

mygod i know one but ill give somebodyelse a go :lol:
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Postby WannabeAngua » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:56 pm

Auditors, clock

Thief of time


"Harvest"
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:57 pm

allright i know 2 :lol:
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Postby WannabeAngua » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:02 pm

Prove it :D
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Postby bikkit » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:08 pm

Reaper man
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:26 pm

wots the next one kelda :?:
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Postby bikkit » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:44 pm

witches, genua
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Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:48 pm

Witches Abroad. :wink:

Opera?
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Postby WannabeAngua » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:05 pm

Maskerade




Ghost + theatre
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Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:07 pm

Wyrd Sisters


Australia. :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:37 pm

The Last Continent :lol:


Alchemists, dogs, lobsters
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Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:54 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:The Last Continent :lol:


Alchemists, dogs, lobsters


Moving Pictures (why am I not surprised?)



Teenage magic
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:01 pm

Ooo! :x *Tosses coin* PMSL

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