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by **unseenu** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:27 am

depends on the brain of the person smelling it,the one doing the smelling might have had a horribly traumatic experience with roses or,possibly,Redbushythorny weeds.

Because of this they will smell horrible no matter what you call them

by **Ogamis** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:24 pm

you havn't asked a new question

by **unseenu** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:59 pm

sorry about that

is there a past that you could travel to or are events destroyed once they've happened?

by **Ogamis** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:20 pm

The past is a fiction, the present a lie and the future an unrealistic dream

The answer to your question is Meh

What is mind?

by **unseenu** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:44 pm

what iron is once its been dug up

The answer you predicted was probably it doesn't matter but what is matter?...never mind

do organisations and schedules actually exist or are they just sustained by belief?

by **Ogamis** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:51 pm

Neither,

ask any bus driver

why do people on this forum never use the puns I set up for them...

(OK, not that philosophical, but still... the shrodinger's cat one was quite funny, and so would the mark steel one have been had anytone else ever heard of him)

(Ok, more philosophical)

... and why do we have puns, or for that matter a sense of humour?

by **unseenu** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:52 am

we have puns because some words sound the same, we have humour because puns are funny

Does humanity "own" the moon

by **Ogamis** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:37 pm

Humanity definatly owned the moon. We totally beat it at everything from the olympics to skipping ropes.
(

try being more non-metaphysical than that)

Where do babies come from, on a philosophical rather than biological plane

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:51 pm

Babies come from Love. Duh.

Does Good need Evil?

by **Slants Secretary** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:43 pm

depends, do they have enough members on the team yet?

What does it all mean?

by **unseenu** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:39 pm

"it all" is a pronoun-like expression referring to everything in general

Will there ever be a society with no crime?

by **Sister Jennifer** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:52 pm

Yes, when everyone is corrupted and everything that was ever good is finally destroyed. There won't be a concept of crime there will just be people saying to each other, 'Kittens playing? I don't know what that is, can I buy it for my house?'

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

by **Ogamis** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:12 pm

Nothing. Before sliced bread the world was awash with darkness and despair. oh, there may have been jesus, there may have been mozart, there may have been newton, the discovery of the wheel and of fire, but none of it even came close to sliced bread. the world was a dark place indeed, where humanity stumbled through the shadows in pain and missery.

Who watches the watchers watching the watchers who are watching the watchers who's job it is to watch the other watchers who are watching the watchers of still more watchers?

P.S bonus question: what has happened to the background and layout of this site since i was last here? is it just for winter? because it kind of sucks compared to the epic turtle background

by **MrsWizzard** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:26 am

Voyeurs who like a good challenge

How do you know you're not just a figment of someone else's imagination?

by **Ogamis** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:01 pm

I happen to be the some person whose mind you are all figments of, and I can conclusivly say that that is true fr everyone except me

If a cat was brought back to life after dying, would it get all 9 lives back, or just the one?

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