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Postby Cheery » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:28 am

Short instruction: Answer the silly question with a (hopefully) even more silly answer and post another question associated with the first one.

Got it?

Here goes:

If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk?
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Postby Tonyblack » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:31 am

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? :?
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Postby Batty » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:45 am

Why doesn't the Sun come out at night when it would be of most use?
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Postby Cheery » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:21 pm

Batty wrote:Why doesn't the Sun come out at night when it would be of most use?
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Because she's too lazy.

Why are useless things not useful?
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Postby Tiffany » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:05 pm

Why do we say it was razed to the ground?

Yes I do know it's spelt differently, but it is said the same way. :D
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Postby Dotsie » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:27 pm

Why do men have nipples?
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby Tonyblack » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:32 pm

Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons?
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Postby poohbcarrot » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:35 pm

What would you rather bee or a wasp?
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Postby Tiffany » Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:17 pm

And a follow on from Tony's...........What came first, Chicken or Egg? :D
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:16 pm

Tiffany wrote:Why do we say it was razed to the ground?

Yes I do know it's spelt differently, but it is said the same way. :D


Because only silly Gits Raze things partway... more spectactular... :twisted:
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:18 pm

poohbcarrot wrote:What would you rather bee or a wasp?


Wasp... I have been stung over 100 times once while in Haiti. You would get to be mean as hell as many times as you want as a wasp.

What IS as useful as tits on a Bull? :twisted:
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby mspanners » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:56 pm

Spit or Swallow..........................................








......................................................................... HOT COFFEE !










..................................................( I knew what you were thinking ! )

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Postby bikkit » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:37 pm

What's the speed of dark?
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I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:00 pm

mspanners wrote:Spit or Swallow..........................................








......................................................................... HOT COFFEE !










..................................................( I knew what you were thinking ! )

:twisted:


naughty, Naughty... I may have to sick a Bogieman on you...
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby MattK » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:28 am

Why are the most precious things invaluable?
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. [The Last Continent]
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