Does anyone have an interesting story about using discworld quotes in real world situations?
I'll start with something that happened to me last night:
I was in a bar with the Hull university sci-fi/fantasy society when I heard a guy talking about the best things in life, which he listed as "a fresh horse beneath you,the defeat of your enemy and the lamentation of his women.Conan said that."
I semi-automatically walked up and declared "Hot water,Good dentistry and Soft lavatory paper.Cohen said that"
General laughter resulted.
Proof that L-Space exists in this universe
Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more
Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers