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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:59 pm

he probably heard about it on the grapevine then went hubting for it :lol:
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:59 pm

hunting :oops:
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Postby AgnesOgg » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:20 pm

kakaze wrote:AgnesOgg: we have cat cafeterias here in China, but you don't go there to play with the cats!


oh....who would want to eat a kitten...??? :cry:
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Postby Batty » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:31 pm

Do you pay for it by taking the money from the kitty? :?
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Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:31 pm

mmmm sweet and sour pussy :lol: :lol: (had to get miss slocombe in this thread somewhere)
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Postby Trish » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:32 pm

chris.ph wrote:mmmm sweet and sour pussy


Sheesh, men.

Good thing they don't know how to rule the world with those things.
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Postby kakaze » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 am

AgnesOgg wrote:
kakaze wrote:AgnesOgg: we have cat cafeterias here in China, but you don't go there to play with the cats!


oh....who would want to eat a kitten...??? :cry:


forbes.com wrote:While rat has recently been sold as “heavenly dragon meat” in Guangzhou, cats are being packaged into a dish called “a scramble of dragon and tiger.”


I'll skip the horrendous cooking method... :(

forbes.com wrote:Beyond purely culinary considerations, the flesh and blood of cats are considered to have a particular benefit in restoring male sexual potency. In spite of the widespread piracy of Viagra in China -- or perhaps because the fake Viagra doesn't work -- men continue to turn to such extraordinary sources for help.


Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Got pussy?"

forbes.com wrote:At Guangzhou’s largest live animal wholesale market in the suburbs, tens of thousands of cats change hands at a price of 7 yuan (92 cents) each.


That's a lot of cats! :shock:

You can read the entire article here:
http://www.forbes.com/2007/07/25/guangz ... can04.html

Warning: The method of preparation is very brutal!
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:05 am

If all the men in China have an apparent need for Viagra and kitty stew, how come there's so many of them?
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Postby poohbcarrot » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:24 am

Because they all use Viagra and eat kitty stew 8)
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:02 pm

Gawd help the females of China, if all their men need Viagra and kitty stew.

No room for spontaneity then?
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Postby chris.ph » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:02 pm

in the paper today a small hamlet has had 30 cats go missing in the last year and the new chinese is doing a roaring trade(the first bits true) :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:23 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Gawd help the females of China, if all their men need Viagra and kitty stew.

No room for spontaneity then?


Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:
chris.ph wrote:does this mean all japanese men are pervs unlike us refined welshmen :lol:


SNARK, :lol: SNIGGER, :lol: GUFFAW, :lol: gets control of self momentarily

Ok... leaving all THAT aside... How pray tell does Pooh know about this little out of the way, small, vending site? hmmmmmmmmm????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! and Yurck! Yurck! Yurck!
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Postby poohbcarrot » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:37 pm

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:

Ok... leaving all THAT aside... How pray tell does Pooh know about this little out of the way, small, vending site? hmmmmmmmmm????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Aargh! Aargh! Aargh! and Yurck! Yurck! Yurck!


Because I was thirsty and there were some drink machines. I was wearing my raincoat, stockings, suspenders and basque because I was going to a ....er....um.... :idea: a Rocky Horror fancy dress party?

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Postby kakaze » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:53 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:If all the men in China have an apparent need for Viagra and kitty stew, how come there's so many of them?


Chairman Mao wrote:People are power.


Also, peasants tend to have large families.

Bouncy Castle wrote:No room for spontaneity then?


Spontaneity? In China? :shock:
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Postby AgnesOgg » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:52 am

I just realised that on the "Interests" in my profile I have listed cooking cats....oh dear :o

Leaving to hunt for a comma.
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