The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

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Postby Kin Arad » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:43 pm

Something to choke yourself to death with in a sophisticated way

A belt
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Postby meerkat » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:23 am

A strip of leather or other various material used for holding up the leggings without frightening the ladies or startling the horses.

A boomerang.
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Postby The Mad Collector » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:45 am

A cannot-throw-away-because-it-always-comes-back-stick

A teddy bear
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Postby unseenu » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:58 pm

Effigy of vicous predator to comfort children with

bottle
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Postby Teppic » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:48 pm

Thing Rincewind always loses

Marbles
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Postby meerkat » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:50 pm

The thing the Bursar lost a while back!

Tent
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Postby deldaisy » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:41 pm

Thing poor and homeless people live in or would give thier right arm for but that rich people spend hundreds of pounds on so they can go on holiday in.

Exercise Bike
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Postby argre000 » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:44 pm

An object for exercise that looks like a regular cyclical transportation device but does not go anywhere.

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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:08 am

argre000 wrote:An object for exercise that looks like a regular cyclical transportation device but does not go anywhere.

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Postby unseenu » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:29 am

Place for gathering and trading merchandise,made popular by the ancient romans and ephebians

Box of matches
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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby MongoGutman » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:20 pm

A recetptacle for tiny incendiary devices

A soda siphon
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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby Sister Jennifer » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:46 pm

The fizzy water squirting device for keeping dogs happy in a pub.

a bike helmut.
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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby meerkat » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:22 am

A bi-pedal head covering owned by someone called Helmut!:lol:

A corsage.
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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby deldaisy » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:05 pm

A certain time in life when one becomes regarded as "grumpy" when you fart when you like and burp when you like and swear blue murder at them young kids..... (coarse-age)

Pantry.
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Re: The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

Postby AuntyVague » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:25 am

A time suspension device for the preservation and containment of tinned vegetables.

mittens
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