Sentence-by-sentence-game

[Cheery]

I don't know any other name for it, but it's pretty popular in our school. Someone starts with a story and the next adds another sentence to it. We've always ended up with some pretty funny stuff.

Just to prevent confusion: Things like "I'm here!", he said and went again. count as only one sentence.

So, let's start:

It was a normal mid-summer morning in Ankh-Morpork and the weather was miserable.

[bogieman]

and so were Fred and nobby who had just been told to to get on with the job.

[Cheery]

"Dunno why traffic control's so important...", Nobby said and tried to light his wet cigar.

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

That's Sarge to you, and get back in disguise Nobby.

[Jan Van Quirm]

" 'Dis guy's already wet enough thanks Sarge - I'm keeping this 'ere hat on!"

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

Fred deflated visibly, he sighed and looked at his partner in the gown and granny hat whilst smoking his dogend in a cupped hand.

[mspanners]

Nobby suddenly dropped the dogend and leapt back in shock as the bulk of Bel-Shamharoth materialised behind the quite bulky figure of Fred Colon!

[bogieman]

what are you smoking there Nobby said Fred Colon as he picked up the dog end and sniffed it.

[mspanners]

Nobby pointed over Fred's sholder as the apparition slimed its way into the darkness, leaving swirling wisps of fog in it wake, words failed to escape from Nobby's throat incase they were to attract unwanted attention.

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

As Fred stared into the extremely wide pupils of Nobby's eyes, he got the feeling that he should turn around, he looked over his right shoulder and only saw what appeared to be thickening fog. "Alright Corporal, I want to know what yer smokin' NOW."

[mspanners]

"The Pantweeds Extreme Tar I found in the evidence locker sarg!" responded the quivering Man.... a thick, dark dribble of sliver escaped onto His chin along with the words that previously had cowered in Nobby throat.

[Jan Van Quirm]

"Well whatever you saw you deserved it then - filthy habit raiding the evidence locker!"

[bogieman]

well Fred if they would just stop locking it after all its like adding a calling card to the door that says "come open my delights".

[mspanners]

"And anyways if Mr. Vimes did not want Me to take them He should not have left them in the inconvenient evidence locker, Vimes even left Me a reminder inside the packet about repaying the cash in the Tea kitty Fred !"

[Cheery]

"So that's what you should do, then."