Consigned to The Luggage
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by pip » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:45 pm
Never. And now he's got a woman they'll probably breed anoying operatic children
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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by pip » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:49 am
spideyGirl wrote:Does the wife have a stupid tash as well?
She does.
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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by pip » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:49 am
Antiq wrote:Most TV ads.
Bankers.
Paedos.
Fundamentalists.
Old age.
Pain.
Crappy weather.
Clothes irons.
Allergies.
Cruelty of every kind.
Tabloids.
So not much
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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by Antiq » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:08 pm
pip wrote:Antiq wrote:Most TV ads.
Bankers.
Paedos.
Fundamentalists.
Old age.
Pain.
Crappy weather.
Clothes irons.
Allergies.
Cruelty of every kind.
Tabloids.
So not much
Oh that's only a taster
One of the privileges of old age is getting away with lots of grumpiness. Now git offa my lawn Carpe Jugulum
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by spideyGirl » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:22 pm
Antiq wrote:...Now git offa my lawn
My lad says that EVERYTIME he does an impression of an old person, bent back and shaking his fist at the world
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Re: Consigned to The Luggage
by Emberella » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:30 am
Obviously all the nasties, but I'd prefer to keep it light-hearted.
Therefore my choices are these:
Things which are wasabi flavoured. 'Tis the flavouring of the devil.
Tories.
Hair straighteners. They, too, are surely the work of the Dark Entity.
Magazines which have stories like this on the front cover - 'My fiance cheated on our wedding day, then set light to my hair and ate my arm!'
Therefore my choices are these:
Things which are wasabi flavoured. 'Tis the flavouring of the devil.
Tories.
Hair straighteners. They, too, are surely the work of the Dark Entity.
Magazines which have stories like this on the front cover - 'My fiance cheated on our wedding day, then set light to my hair and ate my arm!'
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Re: Consigned to The Luggage
by Sister Jennifer » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:21 am
Mobile phones.
People that don't wash their hands.
Phlegm.
My hayfever.
Tabloid/Women's magazines.
People that don't wash their hands.
Phlegm.
My hayfever.
Tabloid/Women's magazines.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
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