going for Franglais, my dear, the sort of extremely mangled French spoken by the British when they feel they should make an effort... trying for the essence of Magrat's well-meant inanity about "a fortunate star shines on the hour of our meeting"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franglais
http://www.yrad.com/franglais/
I do have a better understanding of la belle langue du Quirm, honettement...
but if you want to be a superhero Meerkat, I'm more than willing to be the sidekick. 
