Gnats

[Bouncy Castle]

I once read a horror story about a group of girls who went to a male stripper show.

They were in the front row, and the strippers were all lined up and swinging their bits and bobs around.

One of the girls felt something go into her eye.

Several days later she went to the doctor with an infected eye - it was a pubic lice.

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

http://ipm.ncsu.edu/AG369/notes/eye_gnats.html

After causing eye infections,and if left untreated, your eyes go like this .

Eventually you will look like this then this and then need a dog and stick to walk about or die of starvation or walking off the edge of cliffs.

Well, you could just join the Lemmings...

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

I once read a horror story about a group of girls who went to a male stripper show.

They were in the front row, and the strippers were all lined up and swinging their bits and bobs around.

One of the girls felt something go into her eye.

Several days later she went to the doctor with an infected eye - it was a pubic lice.

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!! :makes the realistic pantomime of Daphne pantomiming throwing up: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Dotsie]

I've heard that story too, years ago, so the words "urban myth" spring to mind. Doesn't mean it's not a good one though

[Who's Wee Dug]

So she ended up a bit c***eyed then.

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

So she ended up a bit c***eyed then.

Falls out of the chair, OMG!!