Just feegled this from the CA forum, I copied the funny bit at he end that really made me laugh, and there is a link if you want to read it all.
A: I've had some problems with medication at the moment, but I think the medication is working, and we think that we've now found a way of dealing with some of the side effects.
I will tell you this little anecdote. I was on this medication recently that might have done something for me, but it turned my urine blue. And in Britain, there are some men's restrooms where it's just a long gutter, do you get me?
Q: I get you.
A: So there I am, minding my own business as it were, getting on with the matter at hand, and I am aware of a certain stare from other men who are going about their business, when I realize that a trickle of bright blue is drifting down the trough. At which point I raise my hat and say, "I'm really enjoying my visit to your planet."
Q: I'm sure that got some interesting looks.
A: In England it gets a big laugh.
Read more: http://host.madison.com/lifestyles/arti ... z1RAQ2rReK
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.