Here we go: Meet the Medic.
Warning, this video contains violence, surgical procedures, humour darker than the place where the sun don't shine, and stereotypes. It may cause the epiglottis to constrict the larynx, convulsions of the diaphragm, and the release of an excess of endorphins in the brain. Assuming you actually like
it, that is.
Four minutes? That's ages! What if I get bored? I need a television, a couple of books. Anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
-The Eighth Doctor, defiant in the face of death, in Doctor Who: The Night of the Doctor