The Machine of Death Monologues

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The Machine of Death Monologues

Postby DaveC » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:00 am

Not sure which section to post this in but I think it ties in well with current mood about Terry's programme.

A friend and her production company have made a series of short monologues about the conecpt of a Machine telling you how, not when you will die, they are very emotional and well made.

There will be eight, five are online so far and I have only watched the first two but I thought I would share it just as she pops it up as her status every five mins on Facebook! :D

http://orpheos.co.uk/2011/05/machineofdeath-episode-1/
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:59 am

V. interesting concept and 'nice' to hear some positive views for church attendances :lol:

Apparently I'm going to die of Music which is pretty odd as it's not something I'm that into these days. However I did once nearly drive into a tree listening to Deep Purple at top volume in the car so I suppose it's feasible 8)
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Postby Cool Middle Name » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:48 pm

Apparently, I'm going to lick the wrong ice cream.
Unless it's made of cyanide I don't think so.

It would be very depressing to know how you'll die. not to mention impossible.
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:42 am

Um....you know we were talking about fantasies recently. W-e-l-l, I'm going to die "losing the key to handcuffs!" :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby The Mad Collector » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:51 am

I suppose it depends on who you are handcuffed to at the time Pooh and possibly where her husband is :wink:
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Postby Cool Middle Name » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:03 pm

Now I'm going to be daydreaming on the Tube.
How many times will I die already?
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Postby Cool Middle Name » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:04 pm

Only solution is, I'm going to lick an LSD Ice Cream hallucinating I'm in space and walk onto the tube tracks.
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Postby DaveC » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:14 pm

For anyone who's been watching them, the final film is now online. I've still only seen the first two but will watch the rest sometime next week. :)
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:34 pm

I forgot about this - I re-did the manner of death thingie and now I'm going to die of Download!!!!! See my post in the Frustration Thread - this could be my last posssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Image

kidding :lol:
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Postby meerkat » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:29 pm

How did you get an answer it just told me I didn't know about Beale something or another!

At this rate I'll die of Pique!
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Postby deldaisy » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:54 pm

Meer... you put your cursor over the button and click.

I am going to die cause ummmmmmmmmm there's a Viking in my kitchen cupboard?????? :roll:

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Postby meerkat » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:09 pm

I should have had THAt one!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:11 pm

THERE'S NO JUSTICE - THERE'S ONLY ME... 8) :wink:
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Postby meerkat » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:12 pm

N~o, just the usual Beale factors thingy. Giving up. I'll go surprised!
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Postby LilMaibe » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:21 pm

deldaisy wrote:Meer... you put your cursor over the button and click.

I am going to die cause ummmmmmmmmm there's a Viking in my kitchen cupboard?????? :roll:

Remind me to never buy any kitchen chopping appliance with the tradename "Viking!"


I think some garden appliances have that name...
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