Epic Battle

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Epic Battle

Postby unseenu » Mon May 16, 2011 4:24 pm

Turn up on the battle field commanding whatever troops you see fit and join the chaos,just describe your army in your first post
Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more
Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby unseenu » Mon May 16, 2011 4:26 pm

Unseenu arrives on the battlefield commanding a thousand elephant mounted troops,two hundred archers,thirty angry mobsters bearing pitchforks and a tank
Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more
Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby Bickaxe » Mon May 16, 2011 4:39 pm

Bickaxe turns up on the battlefield with a few cases of beer, a couple of deckchairs and Cohen the barbarian
Fiendish til the en-
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Postby unseenu » Mon May 16, 2011 4:49 pm

unseenu sends one of his angry mobsters over to bickaxe's deckchair who rips the cloth end to end using his pitchfork
Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more
Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby meerkat » Mon May 16, 2011 5:31 pm

Meerkat turns up with two thousand Vikings, fifty Vangarian berserkers, nineteen Rus mercinaries, Nine Seers and a farmer who was on his uppers.
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Postby unseenu » Mon May 16, 2011 5:35 pm

unseenu turns his tank turret towards meerkat's seers and fires off a shell
Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more
Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby michelanCello » Mon May 16, 2011 5:49 pm

mC walks along with a tray of delicacies (special offer of the day: two Bon-Bombs -tastes like heaven- for the price of one! )
Listen.
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon May 16, 2011 7:51 pm

Sjoerd arrives at the battlefield with 8 Roman Legions, 4000 Gemanic cavalry
2000 English Longbowmen, 1 monster of Frankenstein, 1000 T-34 tanks and a piglet
A poster outside one shop urged people to Dig For Victory, as if it were some kind of turnip.
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Postby Willem » Tue May 17, 2011 5:51 am

Willem shows up with an army of armoured zombies riding Ogres riding dragons, 12 zeppelins with machine guns, 59 mindcontrolled sourcerers and a partridge in a pear tree.
Scientists are predicting the future will be much more futuristic than originally predicted
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Postby meerkat » Tue May 17, 2011 6:31 am

unseenu wrote:unseenu turns his tank turret towards meerkat's seers and fires off a shell


But the seer's have seen this coming and move to safety. They throw itchy curses towards UnseenU's forces.
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Postby chris.ph » Tue May 17, 2011 9:22 am

chris turns up with a nuke and blows the battlefield into a nuclear ravaged deadzone with cockroaches picking over the very few pieces of organic material left :D
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Postby pip » Tue May 17, 2011 9:38 am

Pip turns up with and army comprised of billions of Cockroaches which will survive anything thrown at them :lol:
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Postby meerkat » Tue May 17, 2011 11:55 am

Excepting that the Vikings are hungry, capture some with a net and eat them roasted over a slow fire.
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Postby pip » Tue May 17, 2011 1:16 pm

Many vikings suddenly die from eating radioactive Cockroaches :lol:
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Postby captainmeme » Tue May 17, 2011 3:30 pm

The Captain turns up with 900 creationists.
Albatross!
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