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by **unseenu** » Mon May 16, 2011 4:24 pm

Turn up on the battle field commanding whatever troops you see fit and join the chaos,just describe your army in your first post

by **unseenu** » Mon May 16, 2011 4:26 pm

Unseenu arrives on the battlefield commanding a thousand elephant mounted troops,two hundred archers,thirty angry mobsters bearing pitchforks and a tank

by **Bickaxe** » Mon May 16, 2011 4:39 pm

Bickaxe turns up on the battlefield with a few cases of beer, a couple of deckchairs and Cohen the barbarian

by **unseenu** » Mon May 16, 2011 4:49 pm

unseenu sends one of his angry mobsters over to bickaxe's deckchair who rips the cloth end to end using his pitchfork

by **meerkat** » Mon May 16, 2011 5:31 pm

Meerkat turns up with two thousand Vikings, fifty Vangarian berserkers, nineteen Rus mercinaries, Nine Seers and a farmer who was on his uppers.

by **unseenu** » Mon May 16, 2011 5:35 pm

unseenu turns his tank turret towards meerkat's seers and fires off a shell

by **michelanCello** » Mon May 16, 2011 5:49 pm

mC walks along with a tray of delicacies (special offer of the day: two Bon-Bombs -tastes like heaven- for the price of one! )

by **Sjoerd3000** » Mon May 16, 2011 7:51 pm

Sjoerd arrives at the battlefield with 8 Roman Legions, 4000 Gemanic cavalry
2000 English Longbowmen, 1 monster of Frankenstein, 1000 T-34 tanks and a piglet

by **Willem** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:51 am

Willem shows up with an army of armoured zombies riding Ogres riding dragons, 12 zeppelins with machine guns, 59 mindcontrolled sourcerers and a partridge in a pear tree.

by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:31 am

unseenu wrote:unseenu turns his tank turret towards meerkat's seers and fires off a shell

But the seer's have seen this coming and move to safety. They throw itchy curses towards UnseenU's forces.

by **chris.ph** » Tue May 17, 2011 9:22 am

chris turns up with a nuke and blows the battlefield into a nuclear ravaged deadzone with cockroaches picking over the very few pieces of organic material left

by **pip** » Tue May 17, 2011 9:38 am

Pip turns up with and army comprised of billions of Cockroaches which will survive anything thrown at them :lol:

by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 11:55 am

Excepting that the Vikings are hungry, capture some with a net and eat them roasted over a slow fire.

by **pip** » Tue May 17, 2011 1:16 pm

Many vikings suddenly die from eating radioactive Cockroaches :lol:

by **captainmeme** » Tue May 17, 2011 3:30 pm

The Captain turns up with 900 creationists.

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