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Postby dennykay » Mon May 02, 2011 8:36 am

but what would be the cause? all those dead people are an effect, aren't they?
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Postby LilMaibe » Mon May 02, 2011 9:04 am

Something more on Media in general. Telephone on the disc or Books as a complete main focus
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Postby meerkat » Mon May 02, 2011 9:08 am

I'd like to see a book where it shows:
Vetinari pre Patrician
What happened in Uberwald (coughmargolottacough!)
A little bit of history as to the Vetinari family. We have been told they are a powerful and influential family but who are they and who is in it, other than his Aunty that is!
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Postby ramtopsman » Tue May 03, 2011 10:10 pm

ive always wanted the last terry pratchett book to be called the lost king

Carrot accidentally becomes king (Because there is always a king lying around somewhere) and all the while he doesnt want to be king

the patrician doesnt want him as king (Could mean he has to take care of carrot himself rather than use other assassins because Comander vimes is always at his side and not even the best assassins has managed to kill vimes off yet) So the patrician has to take to getting rid of carrot on his own (NOW WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT)

The wizzards don't want him as king but they don't like to get involved with such affairs but they don't like change
The merchants want him as king because it adds to the prestige of ank

The guards don't want a king but they have to uphold the law and the law states they have to protect the king

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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue May 03, 2011 10:52 pm

I will just be happy with more Discworld books to read regardless of the plots. Image
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed May 04, 2011 12:52 pm

Meerkat - you seem to have a nasty cough. Go see a doctor! :wink:

I'd quite like him to do a take on the Olympics - gotta be more entertaining that all that tripe going on next year.
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Postby meerkat » Wed May 04, 2011 1:17 pm

Angua could run the 100 metres (in about three seconds!)
Carrot could do weightlifting
Colon could do Archery
Buggy Swires could do the wrestling
Nobby could go in for the ladies shotput and be disqualified for being a er, a er... human being..er..
The Librarian could do the hoops (he'd enjoy that)
Cheery could do the drugs testing
Otto Chriek could do the photos
Edward de Worde could do the commentray and sports reviews
The post office could issue a new stamp

and the Golems could build the stadiums!
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed May 04, 2011 1:20 pm

Brilliant!!!!
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed May 04, 2011 1:21 pm

Mr Slant could be called in if there's a dead heat. :lol:
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Postby archerinwood » Wed May 04, 2011 3:40 pm

meerkat wrote:Otto Chriek could do the photos


Or the photo finishes. Great idea!
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed May 04, 2011 3:52 pm

Have a plentiful supply of blood handy, for when Otto turns to dust!!
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Postby unseenu » Thu May 05, 2011 4:43 pm

The librarian can play the national anthems given his skill with the B.S organ
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Postby meerkat » Thu May 05, 2011 7:05 pm

Good thinking!
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Postby fids » Sat May 07, 2011 10:53 am

Carrot and Angua marry and take their honeymoon up on the Chalk. The Law comes to the Chalk, Crivens
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Postby author3 » Mon May 09, 2011 7:08 pm

Rincewind going to Twoflowers world
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